For the last time, I'm not the unknown god!!! (Genshin impact X male reader)

Chapter 28 - Omnipresence Over Weebs

(Y//N) POV -

"Hey, you. You're finally awake"

FUUUUUUCCCKKKK!

Not this again!

I just woke up to this shitty meme again and now every part of my body hurts!

I opened my eye and saw Lumi talking with some heralds and Skirk.

I tried getting up, but faceplanted on the bed because of the pain.

"Asmoday! What do you think you're doing!?" Lumi said.

"Trying to get up!" I said with my face still covered by the bed.

I heard Skirk laughing as she helped me get up.

"Lumine, I must say. Your boyfriend is great" Skirk said and I started blushing with Lumi.

"h-He's not my boyfriend!" Lumi said while panicking.

"Oh? Then I suppose I can keep him to myself" Skirk said with a smirk as she got a bit too close to my face.

Oh? You're challenging me?

"I'm hurt Lumi. I thought there was something between us" I said.

My emotions aren't too clear when I use my telepathy, so Lumi thought that I was serious.

"I guess I'll be with Skirk now" I said as I turned towards Skirk and both of us looked like we were about to kiss.

"Oh no you don't! Stay away from him Skirk! Only I get to kiss him >:(" Lumi said as she tried to pull Skirk away.

Both of started laughing as Lumi realized what she'd said.

"W-wait! I mean- I- ngieangnepginrfiufnewuivm!!!!" Lumi said while panicking.

Suddenly, she kissed me and Skirk just went Ara, ara~

"Where did you get that much confidence from, Lumine?" Skirk asked.

Both of them were busy, so they didn't notice me blushing like crazy.

"Someone pushed me!" Lumi said.

"I'm sorry princess. My hand must've slipped" someone said.

We turned towards the voice and saw Enjou looking at us from a portal.

"See! It was Enjou who pushed me" Lumi said.

Oof. That one actually hurts.

"So you didn't want to kiss me?" I asked.

"I- It's not like that. I- just come here you!" Lumi said as she properly kissed me.

We separated after a few minutes and I saw Enjou quickly hide a camera as he gave Skirk a photo.

Listen here you little shit.

"So, what happened in Inazuma after we left?" Lumi asked Enjou.

She was no longer embarrassed and decided to go full abyss princess mode.

"After boss trapped Inazuma city in the massive sandstorm, your brother was able to escape to Watasumi Island. The resistance successfully captured Yashiori island and boss was declared MIA" Enjou said.

Phew. Everything went according to plan.

"How's the situation in Enkonomia?" I asked.

"I have made a small agreement with the Vishaps and they should allow us to corrupt the nation with Abyssal energy when the ceremony is complete" Enjou said.