*Lou in hospital after suffering a fall from Tammy's treehouse*
Debbie: Baby, you were unconscious. Do remember anything?"
Lou: Uh... I... Fell...
Debbie: Yeah
Lou: I was partially unconscious. So, I could hear things.
Debbie: Thank the Lord. And?
Lou: You took me to the hospital... In an ambulance
Debbie: Ambulance? Lou, there was no ambulance
Lou: But... I heard the siren
Debbie: *sighing* That was Tammy's distressed cry
***
*Constance while at Tammy's, for dinner*
Constance: *sees delicious food* Wow! What the fuck!
Tammy: Language!
Constance: *clueless* Uh... Whom the fuck?
***
Debbie: Where are you from?
Lou: Australia
Debbie: What part?
Lou: Part? My whole body is Australian
***
*Debbie loses Constance in the crowd*
Debbie: Finally!
***
*Tammy walks into Debbie's room*
Tammy: Jesus! Why are you naked?
Debbie: Uh... I don't have any clothes?
Tammy: What do you mean? You have so many
*Tammy walks to the wardrobe and opens it*
Tammy: See, so many. T-shirts, crop tops, bodycon, hi Lou, jeans... Wait
***
*Waiting for the lift to descend down*
Rose: I hate lifts
Constance: Why?
Rose: I am claustrophobic
Constance: WHAT! YOU ARE AFRAID OF SANTA CLAUS?
***
*Debbie TRYING to cook for barbecue night to prove (mostly to Lou) she is good at cooking*
Debbie: *holding a knife* What did you say about my cooking skills?
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
