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Lou: *Calling OBGYN, panicked*, Hello, my friend Tammy is in labour
Receptionist: okay, is this her first child?
Lou: No. This is her friend Lou.
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Amita: the instruction says bake at 400 degrees, for 10 minutes
Daphne: Why can't we bake at 4000 for 1 minute? Saves 9 minutes
Debbie: Or we can bake at 40000 in 6 seconds
Lou: GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY KITCHEN YOU DIPSTICKS
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Debbie: This wall has photos of all women who inspire me.
Lou: there are only your pictures on the wall, you bitch.
Debbie: I'm too humble and honest enough to admit that I inspire myself a lot
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Debbie: Okay, stop.
Lou: what?
Debbie: You are about to say something. You are doing your thinking face and I am pretty sure whatever comes out of your mouth next will be nerd or geek stuff that will either irk me or will be weird enough to...
Lou: I love you
Debbie: uh... Oh, I love you too. Didn't see that one coming. Guess I was wrong.
Lou:
Debbie:
Lou: Also, grasshoppers have ears in their belly...
Debbie: I knew it! You fucking nerd!
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Debbie: Can we talk? One ten to another.
Daphne: Actually I am a 1000. But sure we can.
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Debbie: I love you.
Lou: *shoves laundry basket at Debbie* if you think I love you will get you off the chores, then you've mistaken.
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Lou: *punches Claude*
Claude: WHY?
Lou: Why not?
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Lou: *teaching Constance how to drive* So, you are on road, driving. You see Daphne and Nine cross the road. Which one to hit?
Constance: *without hesitation* Daphne!
Lou: YOU HIT THE BRAKES. BRAKES!
***
Lou: I'm sorry I called you mean bitch.
Daphne: It's fi-
Lou: I genuinely thought you knew it already
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Tammy: remember to put the toilet seat down once you are done
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
