Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8

Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 28

Tammy: *on phone* I called to thank Lou for babysitting my kids yesterday. She sure tolerated them and even survived Dora the explorer for 5 hours straight. But she isn't picking up her phone. Where is she?

Debbie: She is busy plotting a murder

Tammy: WHA- WHO IS SHE PLANNING TO KILL?

Debbie: Dora. One of her plans includes stuffing Dora's bag with rocks and throwing her to candy cane river.

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Constance: Tammy, we need you to solve this.

Tammy: What?

Constance: I say best friends hold each other's hands. Nine says they don't

Nine: Best friends don't hold hands.

Tammy: Yeah, best friends don't usually hold hands in public.

Constance: But Debbie and Lou do.

Tammy: They sleep in the same bed and shower together. So, what's your point?

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Tammy: I don't want to be rude...

Lou: too late

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*Tammy, after watching a documentary on saving resources*

Tammy: We gotta find a way to cut down unnecessary expenses. What can we live without?

Constance: Probably Daphne

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Lou: What are you even doing?

Debbie: *sarcastically* worshipping Satan

Lou: Seems a bit conceited to worship yourself, but whatever makes you happy.

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Tammy: What's your secret to always staying down-to-earth?

Lou:

Tammy:

Lou: Gravity

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Judge: How do you plead?

Constance: *Looks at Lou*

Lou: *mouths 'not guilty'*

Constance: .... Hot milky?

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Tammy: What happened to Lou? She seems traumatised!

Debbie: She was preparing for her parents' 47th wedding anniversary party. I asked her when they got married. She said December 23, 1975.

Tammy: Okay? And?

Debbie: Lou was born on May 16th, 1976. Do the math

***

*Team preparing for Debbie's birthday*

Nine: Shit! The printer messed up. It was supposed to say 'Debbie's birthday'

Lou: What does it say now?

Nine: 'Debbie's bi'

Lou: It's true though

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*Amita, Nine and Constance in the car*

Amita: Are you sure you know how to drive? You are scaring me right now