Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 41

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Lou: *sneaking out of the window in order to ride her new bike late at night*

Debbie: Louise Miller! Don't you even dare! I am right here!

Lou: If you are here, who is running hell?

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Amita: You are the worst at keeping secrets

Constance: I can totally keep secrets. It's the people I tell the secrets to who can't.

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Lou: *talking to her British friend on phone*

Tammy: *trying to eavesdrop*

Debbie: Don't even try. You won't understand one bit. She is in her dictionary mode

Tammy: I hate when people use big words just to make themselves look... uh... 

Debbie: Perspicacious?

Tammy: Okay, I hate you too

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Lou: *while hiring new bartenders* Don't think of me as your boss. Think of me as a friend who can fire you

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Lou: If any of you see Debbie smiling, then beware. She is definitely thinking of doing something bad

Constance: I saw her laugh today.

Lou: FUCK! SHE ALREADY DID SOMETHING BAD!

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*Debbie and Lou lose few grands in Vegas after a bad day at casino*

Lou: *offended* Are you saying this is my fault?

Debbie: No, I am just blaming you

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Constance: Tell me something I should follow in my life

Tammy: Honesty. You know, there is a saying 'Honesty is the best policy'

Constance: That is... something. Lou, you have anything to add?

Lou: Yup. Honesty is the best policy, true, but insanity is the best defence

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Tammy: You are always sarcastic

Lou: Think I am sarcastic? Watch me pretend I care

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