Tammy: Are you a top or a bottom?
Lou: I'm married!
***
Lou: On a scale of 1 to 10, you are a 9. Because I am the 1 you need
Debbie: I'm a 10
Lou: No no, it's a pickup line...
Debbie: I. AM. A. 10
***
Daphne: What's the dumbest thing you've ever done?
Tammy: Debbie
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Lou: *being extra romantic* In the moonlight, your teeth are shiny like pearls
Debbie: *drunk* Who is Pearl? And what were you doing with her in the moonlight?
***
Constance: Why did you uninstall Google?
Lou: I don't need Google. My wife knows everything.
***
Tammy: Why is Debbie angry?
Lou: Yesterday, a homeless man asked for food. And she gave him whatever she cooked.
Tammy: okay? But why is she angry?
Lou: Today, he was back and gave her a book 'How to cook'
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Lou: What's the only thing I ever asked from you?
Debbie: To not burn this building down
Lou: And what did you do?
Debbie: I cooked dinner
Lou: And?
Debbie:
Lou:
Debbie: Not my fault if your building can't withstand a little bit of fire while cooking
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Lou: Ocean
Debbie: Miller
Lou: OCEAN!
Debbie: MILLER!
Lou: OCEAN!
Debbie: MILLER!
Amita: Why are they yelling each other's last names?
Daphne: They are fighting over which one to use after they get married.
***
*Young Loubbie*
*Debbie is held in traffic on her way to meet Lou*
Debbie: *on phone* I'll be at least an hour late.
Lou: *still in bed, completely forgotten about the meeting* You always do this. I've been waiting for last 15 minutes
***
*Before Loubbie confession*
Lou: Let's be more than friends
Debbie: best friends?
Lou: We already are. I'm saying, more than best friends
Debbie: Mega Best friends?
Lou: Don't sweat
***
*Timeline: Pre-jail time. Debbie and Claude together*
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
