*Lou and Debbie playing Uno*
Lou: Uno!
Debbie: *smirking* Draw 4 change colour to red, draw 4 change colour to blue, draw 2, draw 2, reverse back to me, Uno, Uno, I win
Lou:
Lou: I hate you!
***
*Early on in their friendship*
Debbie: *runs towards Lou with open arms*
Lou: *Moves out of the way*
Debbie: Why did you move?
Lou: I thought you were going to attack me
Debbie: I was going to hug you
Lou: Why would you hug me?
Debbie: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU?
***
Lou: A study says that having something or someone to take care of helps with mental health
Debbie: Someone or something? Like kids?
Lou: Well yeah but I was thinking of getting few plants or-
Debbie: We already have Constance who acts like a 5-year-old prankster kid and it's stressful, so no thanks
***
*Tammy's wedding preparations*
Debbie: I'll check on cake and food
Lou: Okay. In the meantime I will check on ring bear
Debbie: You mean Ring bearer, right?
Lou:
Debbie:
Lou:
Debbie: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to Tammy's Wedding
***
Rose: I need something to read
Constance: You open to reading fanfictions?
Rose: What's that?
Constance: Fictional imagination about favourite celebrities or known people or characters played by favourite celebrities, written by fans
Rose: Oh... Interesting. Do you have any suggestions?
Constance: Yup. This one is written by someone who apparently is fan of Daphne
Rose: Okay *begins reading*
Rose: I'm confused, what does y forward slash n (y/n) mean?
Constance: it's a placeholder for your name. Instead of reading is as Y N, you have to replace it with your name.
Rose: Oh, got it
Rose: *going back to reading mindlessly* "Rose closed her eyes in great ecstasy as Daphne kissed her neck, feeling how she got we-"
Amita: *horrified* Please stop
Daphne: *pink* Yeah, please stop
***
*Team having adventure in Australian outbacks*
Constance: Is this going to be traumatic?
Lou: No... unless you have arachnophobia-
YOU ARE READING
Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
