Daphne: *points at drunk man* Look at that man.
Constance: Who is he?
Daphne: My college mate. Ten years ago, he proposed me and I rejected him.
Constance: Oh my god! He is still celebrating!
***
Tammy: I am so happy!
Debbie & Lou: Why?
Tammy: Today, I went to doctor's for full body examination and he said my breasts don't look like a 40 year Old woman's breasts.
Debbie: Then? 70?
Lou: 90?
Tammy: No, you fuckers. He said my breasts look like 18 year old girl's breasts.
Debbie: *rolling her eyes* And what did your doctor say about that 40-year-old ass?
Lou: And 40-year-old cunt?
Tammy: We really didn't get the chance to talk about you two
***
Constance: I need help, guys. I am arguing with this bitchy girl on twitter and I need comebacks. She is really using solid lines. Give me some lines.
Tammy: 'You are like the first slice of bread in the bag. Everyone touches you but none wants you'
Constance: Nice. More please
Nine: 'You make me wish I had more middle fingers'.
Rose: 'Some day you'll go far. And I hope you stay there'.
Amita: 'I'm not a psychiatrist but I'm fairly certain that you suffer from an overestimated sense of self-importance'
Daphne: 'I would've called you a whore but who are we kidding, we both know nobody is going to do you even for free'.
Lou: 'If I plan to commit suicide, then I'll climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level'.
Constance: Awesome! Now Debbie, give me something really strong.
Debbie: How about 'Your ass must get jealous of all the shit that's coming out of your mouth'
***
Arrogant YouTuber: Wanna hear a joke?
Constance: No thanks. I'm already looking at one.
***
*Conversation between Lou and Hela*
Lou: How long is a million years?
Hela: To me it's just like a minute.
Lou: How much is million dollars?
Hela: Just a penny for me.
Lou: Can I have a penny then?
Hela: Sure, wait for a minute.
***
*Some guy knocks at Lou's loft. Constance opens the door*
Guy: *squirming* Sorry to disturb. Bathroom please?
Constance: No thanks. We already have plenty of bathrooms in here. We don't need anymore. *Shuts the door*
***
Tammy: You need to control your anger. You have to attend anger management classes. You badly need it.
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
