*Nine and Constance are arrested and now sitting in jail together*
Constance: So who should we call?
Nine: We could call Tammy, but I feel safer in jail
***
Debbie: I'm in love, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because I don't know what you will feel after my confession
Tammy: *secretly blushing, yet trying to sound cool* Just rip the bandage off.
Debbie: It's Lou. I am madly in love with her
Tammy: Put the bandage back on.
***
*Night, Lou getting ready for bed*
Lou: *sneezes*
Debbie: *doesn't react*
Lou: You are not even going to say Bless you?
Debbie: I am sleeping next to you. So, you're clearly blessed.
***
*Timeline: Loubbie are together but haven't told others*
Debbie: *pointing at Constance, Daphne, Nine and Amita* What are they arguing about?
Tammy: They are betting about Lou's preferences in bed.
Rose: Amita thinks Lou is a bottom who prefers love making from her dominant partner.
Tammy: Others think she is a top and fucks her girl wildly.
Debbie: Actually, she's both
Tammy:
Rose:
Debbie: I mean... I mean how would I know? I don't know what Lou is like in bed. But if I am to guess, then she's probably both.
***
Amita: *showing a jewellery box* guess what's in this box!
Constance: Doughnuts?
Amita: No
Constance: Muffins?
Amita: No
Constance: Pizza?
Amita: No, Constance. It's not food
Constance: Then who cares
***
Lou: *to irritate Tammy* aren't you sugar and spice and everything nice
Tammy: aren't you rudeness and sarcasm and everything... Uh...
Lou: *smirking* Go on. If you find something that rhymes with sarcasm and makes sense then I will admit you are a real blonde like me and not fake.
***
Debbie: When you said you'd do 'magic in bed' this wasn't what I was expecting
Lou: *excitedly holding up 8 of hearts* is this your card?
Debbie: Holy shit!
***
*Kiddo Lou's admission and interview in school*
Principal: *to test Lou's speech proficiency* So, Lou, tell me about your parents
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
