Tammy: You know what's sad? I'm pregnant for third time and I still have to attend classes on pregnancy care
Amita: You know what's sadder? You, despite being pregnant, probably have more sex everyday than I have in an year
************
Debbie: Honestly Lou, I always felt your last name sucked big time
Lou: Excuse me?
Debbie: It doesn't suit you. You should change it
Lou: *offended* excuse me, I should change my last name? Change it to what?
Debbie: *walking to the kitchen* Ocean...
Lou: Why would I cha- Wait a minute, did you just... DID YOU JUST PROPOSE ME? DEBBIE, COME BACK HERE YOU ASSHOLE...
***
*At Tammy's place*
Tammy: I'll allow you guys to play videogames here if you keep a watch on your language. Lou, you are responsible for keeping the conversation dignified.
Lou, Constance, Nine: Okay
*After some time*
Constance: HOW THE FUCK DID WE LOSE!
Nine: YOU FUCKING RUINED OUR GAME, ASSHOLE
Tammy: Lou I swear... Control their language or I'll kill you all
Lou: *to Constance and Nine* SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING DIPSTICKS! TAMMY IS RIGHT HERE IN THE ROOM. FUCKING STOP CURSING OR ELSE THAT FUCKING CUNT IS GOING TO FUCKING KILL US!
Tammy: 💀
***
*Team playing Truth or Dare*
Daphne: Lou, truth or dare
Lou: Da-
Debbie: She chooses truth. She is only allowed to choose truth. She isn't allowed to accept or choose dares
Daphne: Why?
Lou: *scoffing* Apparently, Debbie thinks I have 'no regard for my personal safety'
***
*Lou has to identify the evil clone of Debbie*
Real Debbie: Baby, shoot that bitch
Evil Clone Debbie: Lou, darling, shoot her. She is evil
Lou: *confused* Uh... I... Who do I shoot!
Real Debbie: Her. She is evil
Evil Clone Debbie: No! She is fake. I am real. Baby, choose wisely. I love you and I know you'll make the wise and right decision. You are always right and-
*Lou shoots evil clone Debbie who curses as she gets vapourised*
Others: Wow! Lou, how did you figure out!
Lou: Real Debbie would never agree that I am always right. Let alone say it out loud
***
Lou: I want to slap the biggest asshole here
Debbie: Baby, self-abuse is never okay
***
*Lou and Debbie in the middle of an argument*
Lou: Oh fuck! Am I going too far?
Debbie: No, you went too far five minutes ago. Now you are going to garage. You'll sleep there tonight
ŞİMDİ OKUDUĞUN
Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Hayran Kurgujust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
