*Constance and Amita trapped in the lift*
Constance: I have an idea
Amita: *sighing in relief* Oh thank god! Now we are saved
Constance: let's not get ahead of ourselves
***
*Constance is arrested due to misunderstanding and then released*
Tammy: why did they arrest you?
Constance: *being a typical Millennial* for being so cool
Tammy:
Nine: and she was released because of lack of evidence
***
(A/n: thot = slang for a woman who has multiple sexual relationships)
Amita: what's a Thot?
Nine and Constance: *clearly planning mischief* it's short for thoughtful person
Amita: thanks
*Later that evening at dinner table*
Lou: here's the salt, Amita. It'll taste better
Amita: thank you so much, Lou. You are such a thot
Lou: *spits out water in shock*
***
Debbie: I think Tammy was right
Lou: wow that's... I'm surprised she hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so'
Debbie: I don't think she'll do it. She fears me.
Tammy: You're right, Debbie. I would never say. For once in your life, you are right, Debbie. I wouldn't say that to you. I wouldn't. I definitely wouldn't.
Lou:
Debbie:
Tammy: *turns around and walks, the back of her shirt having printed wordings 'I told you so' in bold*
***
Amita: *trying a magic trick* pick a card!
Constance: fine
Amita:
Amita: not my credit card, Constance!
***
Debbie: i agree with Tammy
Tammy:
Tammy: that makes me question if i'm even right
***
Tammy: why are you so sassy all the time?
Lou: it's my coping mechanism
Tammy: oh I'm sor-
Lou: I'm coping with how dumb all of you are
***
*Tammy and Tom gets a call from principal to meet. Lou tags along with them*
Principal: *To Tammy & Tom* your daughter was in a fight today
Tammy & Tom: that's terrible, We're sorr-
Lou: did she win?
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
