Daphne: Did anyone see my leopard print shorts?
Lou: No, but I saw a leopard print headband. It's on the couch
Daphne: That's the shorts I was looking for. Thanks
Lou:
Debbie: You okay?
Lou: *Stunned* I thought it was a headband and jogged around the neighbourhood wearing it!
***
Constance: *tweeting* I am dead, sadly. Please comment how much you loved me and explain in detail how special I was to you
Amita: *replying* Constance! Firstly, you are literally sitting next to me, eating snickers. Secondly, if you were dead, who tweeted this?
Constance: *replying* ... not Constance?
***
Constance: The Ocean is a soup
Debbie: Excuse me-
Constance: Not you. Ocean as in nature's Ocean. It is a soup
Debbie & others:
Lou: Do elaborate
Constance: What are the basic ingredients needed for a soup?
Tammy: Uh... water, some vegetables...
Lou: Salt, and maybe some form of meat...
Constance: *Tilts her head*
Others:
Debbie: Ocean is a soup
***
*Young Debbie, Lou and Tammy in college*
Tammy: Why are you late?
Lou: A technical error occurred, causing an unexpectedly long bout of unconsciousness
Tammy: Wha- I don't get it
Debbie: She overslept
***
Debbie: Sorry for the delay. I was doing something
Tammy: Doing what?
Debbie: Uh... something
Others:
Lou: *arriving a minute later* I was delayed
Daphne: It's alright, something
***
Daphne: *to Debbie and Lou* So, who is the big spoon and little spoon?
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
