Debbie: The stars are so beautiful...
Lou: They're just giant balls of gas.
Debbie: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-
Lou: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.
Debbie: Oh...
***
Constance, in the hospital: Will you visit me when I get out?
Nine: Lol nah, I hate graveyards.
***
Debbie: You're right.
Lou: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
***
Amita: do any of you have any healthy stress outlets?
Tammy: screaming
Debbie: plotting revenge
Lou: ODing
Daphne: sex
Rose: panic attacks
Nine: gaming without sleep
Constance: exploding things
Amita:
Others:
Amita: okay so we have screaming
***
Constance: WHAT’S YOUR TYPE
Amita: Anything, honestly, but should have hot abs
Constance: *desperately, as Amita bleeds out* YOUR BLOOD TYPE
Amita: Oh! B positive.
Constance: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE
***
*Debbie giving news report to Lou as Lou walked in from somewhere*
Debbie: *not yet looking at Lou* Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today! What an idiot! Can you believe!
Lou: *covered in black ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.
***
Constance: *struggling to keep upright in 1 inch heels* Yeah, I-I don’t really think heels are for me
Daphne: *pointing at her while walking flawlessly in sparkly golden 6 inch heels* WEAK
***
Debbie: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why.
Lou: Only if you also don't ask why *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick.
Debbie:
Lou:
Debbie: This one is fine
***
Constance: That’s one of my biggest fears. Like, if I ever woke up as a donut...
Tammy: You would eat yourself?
Constance: I wouldn’t even question it.
***
Amita: *tending to Constance's wounds* How would you rate your pain?
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
