Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8

Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 11

*Nineball and Constance playing videogame in their room for 36 hours straight without any sleep*

Tammy: *worries for them, walks downstairs and announces* whoever makes Nineball and Constance fall asleep in next five minutes will win 100 dollars

Lou: *holding a cricket bat* Got it. Where are they?

***

*At 4th of July celebration, somewhere in New York*

Lou: Honestly, I hate it when people don't stand when the National Anthem is being played. I mean, it's such a disrespect to the greatest country in this world. People really are getting detached from their patriotism. Personally, I always get excited and get a boost in my confidence whenever I hear that song. I love it. I'm going to play it now. Stand up y'all

Everyone: *stands in position, fearing Lou might yell at them if they don't stand for national anthem*

Lou: *plays the song and sings along* 🎶Australians all let us rejoice...🎶

***

*Team travelling somewhere in Europe, about to book train tickets. Daphne volunteers to stand in line and book for all*

*5 minutes pass by*

Lou: *on phone* Daphne, are you done? How long do we have to wait?

Daphne: I'm trying, Lou. The screen is asking me to select the language

Lou: okay, hurry up

Daphne: I'm trying

Lou: what's there to try?

Daphne: it's confusing. I see a white, blue and red strip and a word in front of it that vaguely looks like the word Francais

Lou: *sighing* yeah well, that's french and it's pronounced Français

Daphne: And I see a black, red and yellow strips...

Lou: that's German flag and it's for german language. Just fucking hurry up Daphne

Daphne: I am. I am trying. I just... I am not finding American here. There is no US flag

Lou: *face palm* there is no American language, Daphne

Daphne: yeah, that's what I am saying. There's no option for American here

Lou: *sighing* Daphne, there is no American language at all. It's English. Choose Union Jack.

Daphne: Union what? And no American language in Europe? That's injustice. This machine is ridiculous. It doesn't have option for American. This is so discriminative. This needs to be cancelled. How can they not have option to choose American? The language of the greatest and the most powerful country! We need to protest against this injusti...

Lou: *cuts the call*

***

*Debbie walks in to see Lou standing on the table, perplexed*

Debbie: What are you doing?

Lou: Excuse me, I own this place and live here. I can stand wherever the fuck I want to stand, and nobody can fucking question me, thank you very much!

Debbie: *smirking* where's the spider?

Lou: it's under the table. Please take it away from here please please please

***

Debbie: parole officer told me to stay safe because there's a serial killer out there targeting middle-aged brunettes