Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 38

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*Debbie opens the door*

Debbie: What are you doing here?

Constance: Running from my problem

Debbie: *looks at Lou angrily running towards the door*

Debbie: Did you again show Lou 'Australia is not real' propaganda videos?

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Lou: I invited y'all because I am in a mood for a dangerous game

Constance: KNIFE MONOPOLY!

Lou:

Others:

Lou: I was talking about Russian roulette. But now I am really interested in whatever Knife monopoly is!

Tammy: NO TO BOTH, YOU PSYCHOPATHS!

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Debbie: *wears slightly greyish outfit instead of her usual black outfits*

Lou: I see you've decided to wear your bright spring colours

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Lou: Why didn't you tell me?

Debbie: Because of your tendency to overreact

Lou: *knocks off the vase from the table* I do NOT overreact!!!

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Debbie: Christmas is cancelled!

Constance: You can't cancel a holiday

Debbie: Keep it up and you'll lose New Year's too

Constance: What? Fuck You

Debbie: Lou, take New Year's away from Constance

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Constance: Based on statistical evidence, I think I am immortal

Lou: Why do you think that?

Constance: I haven't died yet

Lou: THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS!

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Tammy: Okay, run it one more time. You asked the team if we wanted some Mac n' cheese

Lou: Yup

Tammy: We said no

Lou: Yup

Tammy: Yet you made Mac n' Cheese

Lou: You are on the right track

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