Lou: I have a bad feeling about this.
Debbie: what do you mean?
Lou: the voice in my head tells me this is a bad idea.
Debbie: what voice? I don't hear any.
Lou: don't you ever get that little voice in your head that warns you of something bad going to happen and you'll end up in trouble?
Debbie: no I never heard any.
Lou: okay, that explains your whole life choices.
***
*Debbie while waiting for Lou outside the salon*
Debbie: *texts Tammy* I think I am being kidnapped.
Tammy: what? Where are you?
Debbie: I'm in a car. This strange lady just hopped in and sat in the driver's seat and driving already.
Tammy: oh, wait, where's Lou? Wasn't she with you? Let me call her.
*Tammy calls Lou*
Lou: what's it mama?
Tammy: Debbie's being kidnapped.
Lou: Debbie? What do you mean? She's with me in car.
Lou: *looks at Debbie*
Debbie: *texts Tammy* she is talking to someone on phone and looking at me weirdly. Where's Lou? She hasn't arrived yet
*Tammy reads the message aloud so Lou can hear*
Lou: uh... I'll call you back.
Lou: Debbie, it's me. Stop texting Tammy.
Debbie: back off you... Purple mohawk haired weirdo.
Lou: *realising what was wrong* c'mon, Debbie, my haircut isn't that bad. I am still recognisable.
Debbie: WHO ARE YOU!
***
Debbie: here's your nice hot cup of coffee.
Lou: *drinks a sip* it's cold.
Debbie: nice cup of coffee.
Lou: it tastes horrible.
Debbie: cup of coffee.
Lou: I am pretty sure you ground something else in place of coffee beans.
Debbie: cup.
Lou: wait, this is the bowl I used to feed your cat the other day.
Debbie: Jesus! You are so high maintenance!
***
Constance: you know, onion rings are nothing but vegetable doughnuts.
Debbie: *sighing* uh... Okay.
Constance: A dog doesn't know he is called a dog.
Debbie: okay.
Constance: Lasagna is just spaghetti flavoured cake.
Debbie:
Constance: lobsters are the mermaids for scorpions.
Debbie: *begging* just... Stop.
Lou: no, continue. I want to hear some more.
***
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
