Lou: Tammy invited us to her son's birthday. What should we gift him? Would it be too much to gift a drone?
Debbie: Too much, Lou. He isn't your son. Keep it simple.
Lou: I don't have simple ideas. Suggest me some
Debbie: Get him a 10 dollar gift card
Lou:
Lou: Who hurt you?
***
Debbie: I texted Constance for her whereabouts. I am however unable to understand her reply
Lou: What did she reply?
Debbie: She replied 'Allz well, boss' . Allz with a Z, followed by a question mark inside a box, another question mark inside a box, and another question mark inside a box. What does that mean?
Lou: It means you need to buy a new phone with better emoji interpretation
***
Amita: I think I am pregnant
Nine & Constance: Why do you think so?
Amita: My body is acting weird. It is changing
Nine: Your breasts are tender?
Amita: Kinda
Nine: Are your senses heightened?
Amita: Ye-
Constance: C'mon Nine, she is pregnant; not bitten by a radioactive spider
***
Constance & Nine: Lou, we've got a problem. Help us
Lou: I think you should copyright that phrase
***
Debbie: I am not out of control. I am a law abiding citizen
Lou: *eyeroll* Oh please. State one law.
Debbie: *pause* Don't kill people?
Lou: *sigh* That's on me. I set the bar too low
***
Nine: I feel only one emotion and it's anger
Constance: Last night you drunk-texted the whole team a thousand hearts emojis
Nine: Out of anger
***
Tammy: Guys, Constance got me a 'get better soon' card
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
