Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8

Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 40

(A/n: As always, nothing is original. They are borrowed from various TV shows, online jokes, other shows etc) 

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Debbie: *handing a glass of juice* Taste this

Tammy: *Takes the glass and tastes the drink*

Tammy: Eww it's awful. What's the matter with it?

Debbie: It's expired

Tammy: WHA-

Debbie: But sometimes it's still good after the date. I just wanted to check.

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Debbie: *gets tired after 30 minutes of vigorous exercise*

Debbie: I never felt this way before. I am tired. For the first time in my life I feel I am over 40.

Lou: You know why that is honey?

Debbie: Why?

Lou: Because you are over 50

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Daphne: *Fully dressed in a beautiful gown, ready for red carpet* 

Daphne: See ya later guys

Rose: *sees Daphne forgetting her sponsored high-end purse*

Rose: Daphne, honey, aren't you forgetting something?

Daphne: Oh no, I never wear underwear

Rose: *shocked* WHA-

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Constance: I got gifts for you

Lou, Debbie and Daphne: Well how nice of you

Debbie: *opens her gift* This is so lovely... and so familiar. This is my turtle-neck. I thought the cleaner lost it

Constance: I told you the cleaner lost it. I took it. I needed something to go with my black leather jacket-

Lou: *opening her gift and sees the black leather jacket* This is MY black leather jacket

Constance: I know. It goes great with-

Daphne: MY BOOTS! *holding the pair of boots that was inside the gift box*

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Tammy: Here is the swear jar. Every time someone swears, they'll have to put a dollar in it. That'll teach you all a lesso-

Lou: *puts 100 dollars inside the jar*  Here cunt! That should bloody cover me for 5 fucking minutes I reckon