*Daphne talking to her Italian shoe designer"
Daphne: I need you to send me my shoes within two days
*Shoemaker replies it's hard to send within two days*
Daphne: I don't know, hurry up. Do something
*Shoemaker tries to politely explain the condition, in Italian*
Daphne: what?
*Shoemaker says he cannot assure or promise anything. It's really not possible to send it*
Daphne: I don't know, do something. Uh... *Looks at Lou*, Lou, how do I say send it in Italian?
Lou: *rolling her eyes* Hell if I know.
Daphne: *to shoemaker* Hellifyno in two days
***
*Debbie and Lou, just few days of being friends*
Debbie: You are so funny
*Lou takes her near her mum*
Lou: *grinning at her mum* Debbie, will you tell her what you just told about me?
***
Tammy: Why is Constance standing on top of the counter?
Lou: She likes feeling tall
***
Lou: *to Debbie* A truly accurate source says that you are the most beautiful and amazing woman in this world.
Debbie: *blushing* aren't you a swee-
Tammy: *fake gagging* Christ! What fucking source will ever think that high of Debbie, I need to know!
Lou: Me. I'm the source.
***
Tammy: I suppose I have slight tendency to be a bit control freak
Constance: suppose?
Daphne: slight?
Lou: tendency?
Debbie: a bit?
***
Constance: *screams*
Tammy: what happened?
Constance: Something just brushed my right leg. Under the table!
Tammy: *quickly pulls her legs up on her chair in fear* Oh my God! What is it? Spider? Roach? Oh my god! Oh my god!
Constance: Uh... I don't -... Oh, now I know, it's just my shoe lace of left leg, that's all
***
*Tammy has no other option but to have Lou babysit her child yet again*
Tammy: Remember, no swearing in front of my baby.
Lou: I know. I am not supposed to say fuck, shit, cunt in front of B-A-B-Y E-M-M-A.
Tammy: *gives death stare*
Lou: oops, I spelt the good words and pronounced the unacceptable ones, didn't I?
Tammy: I Swear to God, Miller, you are the-
Baby Emma: Fuck Shit Cunt
Lou: *jumps out of the window*
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
