Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8

Incorrect Ocean's 8 quotes ~ 26

Tammy: Lou, you can no longer visit my suburbs

Lou: Why?

Tammy: You insulted Mrs Buckley of next door last time you visited. She is angry and doesn't want to see you in the neighbourhood.

Lou: Correction. I didn't insult her. I simply described her... Accurately

***

Debbie: Why are you fuming?

Daphne: My assistant resigned few minutes ago

Debbie: Oh why?

Daphne: She is leaving to get married. How selfish of her!

***

Tammy: I'll take that as a compliment

Debbie: Oh, I must've said it wrong

***

Constance: I don't think inside the box. I don't think outside the box. Fuck, I don't even know what fucking box people talk about and where the fucking hell it even is.

***

Tammy: In your life, have you even been dismissive of an idea only to later open your mind to that said idea?

Debbie: Every single day

Tammy: Everyday? About what?

Debbie: Everyday, I refuse to believe in the existence of ghosts. But at night, I sort of become open-minded about that.

***

*Daphne thinking deeply*

Tammy: Penny for your thoughts?

Daphne: Oh, yeah... I was thinking...

Debbie: A dollar if you keep them to yourself

***

*Debbie is visiting her aunt for a week*

Lou: *on phone* I feel lonely without you

Debbie: Well honey, dim all the lights and put on a horror movie. After a while it won't feel like you're alone anymore

***

Tammy: Money is not the key to happiness

Debbie: But if you have enough money, you can have a key made

***

Girl: What do you do for living?

Lou: Breath in oxygen and breath out carbon dioxide

***

Tammy: Whatever you do, give your 100%

Lou: Unless you are donating blood

***

Tammy: You haven't moved from that couch since morning. You are lazy, Constance. You do nothing

Constance: It might look like I am doing nothing, but in my mind I am quite busy

***

Daphne: What do you hate the most about parties?

Lou: To be nice to someone when all I really want to do is throw a brick at them