Lou: *gently playing with Debbie's hair*
Debbie: Stop! Don't ruin my strict reputation in public, you asshole
Lou: Then get off my lap
Debbie: NO
***
Debbie: Are you 100% sure that you love me for who I am as a person?
Lou: Yes. I am surprised too
***
*Young Loubbie*
Debbie: This is New York. A big dangerous city. So, just be very careful
Lou: I am always careful. It's the things around me that are careless
***
Lou: Hide me. Debbie is extremely angry on me.
Tammy: Okay, hide inside that box
*Few minutes later, Debbie arrives*
Debbie: Where is Lou?
Tammy: I don't know
Debbie: *staring*
Tammy: I don't know, I swear
Debbie: Well, I know how to find her
Debbie: AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
Lou: *still inside the box* Oi! Oi! Oi!
***
Lou: In your 15000 years of life so far, have you ever experienced midlife crisis?
Galadriel: It's impossible to know which part of my life is middle, so I decided to have an ongoing crisis
***
*Tammy visits Debbie and Lou's one-bedroom apartment*
Tammy: Why do you have a Murphy bed in the living room?
Lou: It's mine. I sleep here.
Tammy: Why don't you and Debbie sleep in the bedroom?
Lou: I don't trust myself with her. It's like I am angry. But I'm angry in my pants.
***
Constance: I need a doctor's appointment
Receptionist: *checking the register* Not possible today. How about 10 tomorrow?
Constance: No, I don't need that many.
***
*Lou creating an email account for the first time*
Mail website: Enter the password
Lou: lou
Website: Too weak
Lou: *punching the screen* WHO THE FUCK YOU CALLING WEAK, YOU CUNT! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIFE BECAUSE I'M COMING FOR YOU
***
*Constance filling 'Would I fight this person' form*
1) Under any circumstances yes: Daphne
2) Only verbally: Amita
3) Probably: Tammy
4) Never! She's an angel: Rose
YOU ARE READING
Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
