Lou: If I'm extra sarcastic with you it probably means I'm flirting with you or you really annoy me and I can't handle your crap... have fun figuring out which one.
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Tammy: Are you a cuddler?
Lou: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
Tammy:
Debbie: *casually drinking her tea* she's a cuddler.
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Constance: I wouldn’t put it in those words exactly.
Lou: Why not?
Constance: Because I have no idea what those words even mean
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*Young Loubbie*
Lou: I made this friendship bracelet for you.
Debbie: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person.
Lou: You don’t have to wear…
Debbie: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.
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Constance: Which is correct, seven and five IS thirteen, or seven and five ARE thirteen?
Lou: Neither. It's twelve.
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Constance: What goes up but never comes down?
Tammy: The amount of stress you're bringing to this team.
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Lou: *Seductively takes off glasses while looking at Debbie* Wow...
Debbie: *Blushes* Haha... what?
Lou: You're really fucking blurry. I can't see.
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Lou: Do you know a turtle's only weakness?
Debbie: No... well, their slowness I suppose?
Lou: Their weaknesss is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Debbie: oh
Lou: Now I have a plan.
Debbie: what?
Lou: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.
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Debbie: We’re friends!
Lou: I’m gonna set you on fire.
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Debbie: I screwed up, big time.
Lou: given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.
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Daphne: We vegetarians love the environment. Carnivores are sick freaks.
Constance: How can vegetarians possibly love the environment... You keep eating all the fucking plants.
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*Amita and Constance facing something scary*
Constance: I’m not scared of you. None of us are!
Amita: I kind of am.
Constance: Amita, shut up.
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
