Rose: So, what are we preparing for Christmas dinner?
Daphne: short ribs
Constance: Candies
Nine: Pop tarts?
Amita: Stew?
Rose: Steak?
Amita: Not steak. How about turkey?
Debbie: Revenge
Lou: With death as the topping
Everyone:
Tammy: *sighing* I'll make turkey
***
Constance: *on phone* Hey Debbie, why did the chicken cross the road?
Debbie: To get to the other side?
Constance: You were supposed to say 'I dunno, why?'
Debbie: Uh... fine. I dunno. Why did the chicken cross the road?
Constance: To get to the idiot's house
Debbie: ... okay?
Nine: *outside the loft* Hey Debbie, knock knock
Debbie: Nope
Nine: You were supposed to say 'who's there?'
Debbie: *sighing* fine, let's get it over with. Who's there?
Nine: Chicken
Debbie:
Constance: *muffled laughing on the other end of the phone*
Nine: *laughing outside the door*
Debbie:
Debbie: Listen you little piece of shits-
***
Lou: So, when are we going to take the Christmas decoration down?
Debbie: Only when every last twinkle of the holiday spirit is gone
Lou:
Lou: So, not until we get the annual threatening letter from the neighbourhood association?
Debbie: It's tradition
***
Lou: Hey Deb, marry me
Lou: I mean, Merry Christmas. Bloody autocorrect
Debbie: This is a verbal conversation
***
*Lou reading Christmas listing for 5th time alongside a tired and bored Tammy*
Lou: Christmas lights?
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
