*Debbie sitting on the couch, while Lou talks continuously*
Lou: You want cookies
Lou: You want cookies and chocolates
Lou: you want to fuck
Lou: You want to fuck while eating cookies
Lou: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
*Tammy and Daphne walk in*
Lou: Let's go hysterical
Tammy: What's going on here? Debbie?
Lou: Let's kill Tammy
Tammy: Excuse me, what the-
Lou: Let's kill Daphne too
Daphne: Hey-
Lou: Let's kill Tammy and Daphne and eat their cookies and chocolates
Tammy and Daphne: Wha-
Lou: *hugging Debbie* Shh it's okay, you'll feel better
Lou: *suddenly pushes Debbie away* HAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T, CUNT! FUCK YOU
Lou: Whoopsie, you dropped a spoon. You better cry now
Tammy: *holding Lou's hand* Okay, what the fuck is going on!
Lou: Oh, nothing much. Debbie said she missed her periods this month. I just am giving her the experience of how it is during periods.
***
Debbie: I told you to get a bottle of scotch. Didn't tell you to drink it on your way back home! WHY DID YOU DRINK, THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE BROUGHT HOME?
Lou: *nursing a hangover* Uh... I was riding a bicycle. I thought if I fell off the bicycle, the bottle might break.
Debbie:
Lou: I drank whole bottle to avoid any such accidents. And it turned out to be a very good decision because I fell off the bicycle five times on my way back home afterwards.
***
Debbie: Could you please not Lou this into a worse situation than it already is?
Lou: did you just use my name as a verb?
***
*Young Lou getting trained by Debbie to be a genius con*
Debbie: You have to be nice
Lou: I am being nice
Debbie: You threatened him with a knife
Lou: But I didn't stab him
***
*During dinner*
Amita: What's your opinion on love?
Lou: Love is for weak
Debbie: *pinches Lou's thigh under the table*
Lou: And I'm so weak
***
*Life lessons by Debbie*
Debbie: When somebody responds with “I beg your pardon”, assert your dominance by replying “then beg"
***
*Debbie and Lou fighting and it turns physical*
Debbie: Are we fighting or flirting right now?
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
