Debbie: *discussing plans for Lou's surprise birthday party with team*
Lou: *opens the front door and walks in*
Debbie: Lou is here. She shouldn't know what we planned. Quick, start a normal conversation!
Others:
Constance: Uh... so then superman grabbed the cereal box I was holding-
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Tammy, Daphne, Rose, Amita, Nine: Happy birthday, Debbie!
Debbie: Thanks you girls
Constance: Happy womb eviction day, boss!
Debbie:
Others:
Lou: I mean... well... you can't say she is wrong
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*Young Debbie, Lou and Tammy spending vacation at Ocean's mansion*
Debbie: *greets her mom* Hey mom!
Tammy: *greets Debbie's mom* Hello Darlene!
Lou: *greets Debbie's mom* Hello Mrs. Ocean!
Darlene: Hello, my youngest daughter and her two friends who never seem to hang out at their own homes
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Lou: *about Constance and Nine* Those two are unruly, disrespectful, volatile and highly unpredictable
Tammy: Finally! Someone said it! I have been waiting to rise this issu-
Lou: That's what I love about them! I am so fucking proud of them!
Tammy: WHA-
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Tammy: I like Debbie
Lou: Me too. She is... really nice. She gave me her expensive lipstick the other day when I couldn't find mine
Tammy: That's not what I meant- Wait, she gave you her lipstick?
Lou: *clueless about Tammy's feelings* Yeah, after kissing me for 10 minutes or so.
Tammy: SHE WHAT!
***
Lou: You know what baby, even if there was no gravity, I would still fall for you
Debbie: *narrowing her eyes* what did you do?
Lou: N- Nothing?
Debbie: I'll ask one last time. What. Did. You. Do?
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
