Tammy: Can you multitask?
Constance: Yes! I can listen, ignore and forget at the same time
***
*Team planning a weekend getaway*
Lou: *steps out of her room wearing a t-shirt and jeans*
Daphne: Didn't you wear it two weeks ago?
Lou: Yes
Daphne: That is so weird. I never wear the same outfit twice. Why are you wearing that again?
Lou: Because I paid for it and I have a perfectly working washing machine?
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Amita: I have decided to never ever date again!
Constance: So... how does it work when you give up on dating? Do you have to go to a shelter or the cats just show up at your place?
***
Waitress: Would you like a table?
Constance: *looking straight into her eyes* No, not at all. I came here to eat on floor. Carpet for 5 please
***
Tammy: My kids are angels!
Debbie: So was Lucifer
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Debbie: I'll call you later
Lou: No, call me Lou
Debbie: *punches her in face*
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*Amita and Constance at a bagel stall*
Amita: *looking at a guy jogging* You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone?
Constance: That's common sense leaving your body
*
*Constance texting Amita*
Constance: Knock knock
Amita: This better be good. Who's there?
Constance: Who's who? Your best friend Constance is here. Not Who.
Amita: What?
Constance: What do you mean What?
Amita: What do you mean by what do you mean by what?
Constance: Just open the front door...
***
*Tammy trying to prepare Constance for a sales job interview*
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
