*Lou is trapped in an unwanted date with a very bitchy girl, set up by Tammy*
Girl: Nice jacket. Armani?
Lou: No, I'm Lou.
Girl: I meant whose jacket is that you are wearing
Lou: Mine
Girl: I... Should go
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*Back in the days when Debbie first created an email account*
Screen message: Enter the password
Debbie: *types the password ilovelou*
Screen message: Confirm your password
Debbie: *types I confirm the password*
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*Tammy writing a letter and getting corrected by Lou every 5 seconds*
Tammy: *annoyed* don't correct me!
Lou: don't butcher my language seppo!
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Tammy: *to Debbie* You are a devil
Lou: *loudly, looking at the ground* Sorry devil, Tammy didn't mean to offend you. You are better than Debbie.
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Debbie: the stars are beautiful tonight
Tammy: *smiling* yeah
Debbie: you know who else is beautiful?
Tammy: *blushing* who
Debbie: my Lou
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Amita: how much do you hate Claude?
Lou: if I had a gun with only 2 bullets and trapped in room with Hitler and Claude, I will shoot Claude twice
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*How to deal with your girlfriend after a fight - Lou Miller's style*
*An hour after the fight*
Lou: I love you
Debbie: *still angry* how many people do you tell that same thing?
Lou: everyone
Debbie: *Furious* EVERYONE?
Lou: Yes. I tell everyone that I love you
*Needless to say Debbie's anger vanished within a moment*
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*Young Aussie Lou experiencing snowfall for the first time, thanks to American geographical feature*
Debbie: let's have a snowball fight!
Tammy: Winner gets to rest for a week while losers do daily chores! Let's fight!
Lou: uh... Guys, I... I've never been in snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Debbie & Tammy: what?
Lou: Is there a points system or is it to the death?
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Extremely incorrect Loubbie/Ocean's 8
Fanfictionjust incorrect quotes on our favourite characters. nothing is original here. mostly are modified versions of so many incorrect quotes available online. I own nothing in this.
