Scary Monsters! (And Super Creeps!)

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The next stop would be Washington D.C.!

Even if he doesn't really understand what you guys could do, Valentine wanted to take every precaution in order to stop you guys from getting to him. 

And so, he had not only sent out his men to look for the corpse parts of Jesus but to eliminate you as well. 

In fact... 

Jack: Uh, do you guys mind? I'm going to use the little boy's room. 

(Y/N): Take your time buddy, it's not a race. 

And so Jack goes ahead and takes his time in the bathroom. However, the minute he steps out, he notices one of the stewardesses acting strange! 

Jack: Ms.? Is there something w- 

Then he sense danger

You jump back in the nick of time as she morphs into a velociraptor!! 

Jack: SHIT!! VELOCIRAPTOR!!!

He runs back as the creature begins to chase after him. 

(Y/N): What's wrong? 

Jack: RAPTOR!!! THERE'S A RAPTOR ON THE PLANE!!! 

And boy it came right there, causing a panic. 

Lucy: What's a raptor doing here?! 

Jack: The stewardess, she transformed into it!! THIS IS A STAND!!!! 

The raptor started to bite everyone else, and they morphed into an army of velociraptors!!!

Jolyne: SHIT! THIS IS BAD!! 

Jack: Yeah we can see that! Now what? 

(Y/N): Stay still. Don't move a muscle. 

Erza: (Y/N) is right dinosaurs can only sense movement. 

Everyone stays completely still. 

???: Did it take you that long to figure it out? Impressive I must say. 

A clapping figure then appears. It's Dr. Ferdinand! 

The raptors go to their master. 

Jolyne: So are you one of the President's men? 

Dr. Ferdinand: Dr. Ferdinant is my name. And eliminating those who threaten our beautiful country is my game. 

He appears with a bunch of roses. 

Dr. Ferdinand: Violence is so beneath someone of my caliber, and that's why I let my pets do the work for me. 

(Y/N): Wow, someone's overcompensating. Do you need that many raptors? 

Dr. Ferdinand: Would you prefer if I had a Triceratops or a Pterodactyl on board? 

Everyone: NO!!! 

Dr. Ferdinand: Or perhaps a Tyrannosaurus. 

(Y/N): ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US ALL KILLED?! 

Dr. Ferdinand: I value my life as well. So, you could understand. Now my darlings, kill them! 

The raptors are commanded to attack, and you summon Sticky Fingers! 

(Y/N): ARI!!! 

With one punch you sever a velociraptor's head! 

Jack and Erza begin cutting them apart, and soon more start coming. 

Jolyne: CRAP! Any ideas?! 

Lucy: Wait! I got one! Alright!! (Y/N), USE STICKY FINGERS TO CUT OPEN A HOLE IN THE PLANE! 

(Y/N): WHAT ARE YOU CRAZY?! WE'LL FLY OUTSIDE!!!  

Lucy: That's why we got- 

Jolyne: OH RIGHT!!! STONE FREE!! 

Stone Free creates a bunch of string to connect you guys to the opposite wall, and then- 

(Y/N): ARI!! 

You open up a hole, causing the raptors to get sucked out! 

Dr. Ferdinand: NO!!! NOO!! DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT YOU'LL- 

You close it up, and then- 

(Y/N): You don't seem to grasp what you're dealing with here buster. Now ... BAD COMPANY!!! 

A whole bunch of soldiers appear. 

Bad Company (A Stand that allows you to command soldiers to attack!) 

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Bad Company (A Stand that allows you to command soldiers to attack!) 

(Y/N): Unlike Harvest, these guys are made for combat!! NOW FIRE!!! 

They shoot at Dr. Ferdinand, who tries to escape, but well, he's shot in the leg! 

Dr. Ferdinand: NO!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! 

Erza: Start talking now! Or else- 

She cracks her knuckles! 

Dr. Ferdinand: GOT YOU!! I'LL TURN YOU INTO A PTERODACTYL AND TAKE ALL OF YOU DOWN WITH THIS P- 

(Y/N): FIRE AGAIN!! 

Your soldiers blast his eyes. 

Dr. Ferdinand: DAMN YOU!! I CAN'T SEE!!!! 

(Y/N): Now before you make any more of those Scary Monsters. 

Jack: Don't you mean Super Creeps? 

(Y/N): No, they're scary monsters. 

Jack: I still think they're super creeps. 

Jolyne bashes you both on the head. 

Jolyne: NEVERMIND!! Just get this Shit Head Pretty Boy to talk. 

(Y/N): Right. 

The Capital was coming into view. 

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