Hey everyone (Y/N) is back! And I'm still out there stealing girls' hearts, making new friends/allies, fighting villains, eating sleeping, having fun, and just enjoying life!! Well, first things first, time to kill a president! See you there!!!
Orochimaru: I've had enough of this! Time to bring him in.
Kabuto: You don't mean ... Lord Orochimaru you can't be serious!!
The Snake Sage smiled, and Kabuto was freaked!
Orochimaru: This is a very desperate time. And as we all know, desperate times call for desperate measures.
He then takes a deep breath and-
Orochimaru: SUMMONING JUTSU!!
Shit was about to go down...
Orochimaru bursts out of the ground, riding on top of what appeared to be a giant snake!
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Manda (Orochimaru's Giant Pet Snake/Summon Partner!)
Manda: What is it now Orochimaru?
Orochimaru: It's dinner time Manda!
Manda: Is that so? In that, case I'll have to gobble all of you up!!
(Y/N): Well shit!! SUMMONING JUTSU!!
You bring out Gamabunta again.
Gamabunta: OKAY! This is the second time in the same day! What co- oh Orochimaru! What a time to reunite.
Manda: I feel so happy to see all these morsels. I could just-
You begin to hear music, and it's really really distracting.
Manda: (singing) Food glorious food. I'm anxious to try it!
He lunges and you dodge.
Naruto: HEY!! THERE HE IS!!
Sakura: Now's our chance!!
Manda: Three banquets a day! My favorite diet! Just picture a human steam, fried, roasted, or stew! Oh, food, marvelous food, wonderful food, GLORIOUS FOOD!!!
He pauses for a few moments, and then-
(Y/N): You done?
Manda: I'm just getting started!
He could ti yes to break into his super sadistic song!
All while continuing to attack.
(Y/N): I really do not like you!!
You punch him in the jaw!
Manda: WHAT?! AAAGH!! THAT DOES IT!
He goes for another bite attack, only for Gamabunta to appear before him, and slam his knife right into the top of the giant serpent.
Manda: AAAAAAGH!! NOT THIS AGAIN!! ON A SCALE OF 1-10, THAT REALLY FUCKING HURTS!!!!!
(Y/N): You're next Orochimaru!!
Orochimaru: Why you!!!
He shoots his neck out, only for you to punch his face in, and start a flurry punch, and slam him into the others, who look at him in anger.
Orochimaru: Damn!
A couple of beatings later...
A smoke bomb is thrown and he disappears!
Everyone: DAMN! WHERE DID HE GO?!
Soon...
Kabuto is seen taking Orochimaru to safety.
Orochimaru: Thank you Kabuto. They haven't seen the last of us.
Kabuto: Of course not. We'll be back. Right now, we should focus on getting your new body prepared.
Orochimaru: Of course. I always thought of going to the nearest hideout. And good thing one is close. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! This isn't over heroes, I'll be back!
