(Y/N): Ugh! Who could have sent that note?!
You are right now, taking a nature walk to calm yourself, and you have Papi, Suu, Ren, and Ran with you!
Ren: It's alright Big Brother! You need to calm yourself!
Ran: Besides! We love spending time with you! And well, Papi and Suu are just the cutest!
Papi: Hey Master! Look at what Suu can do!
Suu does a funny face inside of a water pail.
Suu: Look Master! Look!!
(Y/N): Okay, that is honestly too adorable!!!
Zombina is observing from nearby.
Zombina: Hahahaha! No one's going to get past my eyes. Now I'll-
She then smells meat!
Zombina: Oh! My Korean BBQ meat is ready!!! Oh, time to e-
Her arms fall off at that moment.
Zombina: Crap! Not this again!!
She starts to use her legs to get her needle and thread out and starts sewing.
But just then...
You hear a tremor!
(Y/N): What was that?
Ren: That sounds like a-
???: ROAR!!!
Ran: AAAAGH!! IT'S GODZILLA!!!
(Y/N): I told you girls not to watch monster movies so late!
Ren: But Rachnera let's us!
(Y/N): Yeah, well she's spoiling you too much!!
And then the tremor is heard again!
Zombina: CODE RED!! CODE RED!!!
A giant wood monster shows up!
???: I WON'T LET YOU HUMANS RUIN THIS PLACE!!
A girl is in said giant monster!
Ren: AAAAGH! WHAT IS THAT?!
Papi: WAIT!! That voice sounds familiar!! Is that?
???: Papi? Is that you?
Papi: HEY!!! KII!!! It is you!!!
(Y/N): Who?
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(Y/N): A dryad?! OH NO!! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WROTE THAT NOTE!!!
Kii: What?! How dare you accuse me!! I will destroy you!!!
She grabs Papi and lets her on her shoulder.
(Y/N): HEY! What-
Kii prepares to slap you, Ren, and Ran to the side, but you dodge and grab your sisters!!!
Ren: WOW! That was freaky!!!
Kii: COME BACK HERE!!
(Y/N): Wait! Where's Suu?!
???: MASTER! Up here!
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(Y/N): SUU?!
Ran: How did you?!
Suu: It is because this forest has been polluted with poisonous substances!
(Y/N): WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WOULD DO THAT?!
Meanwhile...
Caesar: SHURORORORORORO! This is fun to watch! So much destruction.
Back with you guys....
(Y/N): GO SUUZILLA!! GOOO!!!
Suu begins to push back Kii, and the Dryad is steaming angry!!
Kii: JUST GO AWAY!!! WHY CAN'T YOU LEAVE US ALONE?! NATURE IS BEING DESTROYED AND-
Suu: She's been infected by the poison too. You need to suck it out Master.
(Y/N): WHAT?! How do I-
She throws you right at Kii, and-
(Y/N): Why does that taste like honey?
You realize your mouth is on her breasts!
(Y/N): WOAH!!
You spit it out!
(Y/N): I'm sorry!!!
Papi: Master! She's going for Suu!!
They end up holding each other back, and-
Girls: AAAAAAAAGH!!
Ren: This is weird.
Ran: Too weird.
Eventually...
Zombina: Told you they were here!
Smith: Well, this is where you were. Tell me Kii, how does it feel to have that poison out of your body?
Kii: Refreshing. Papi, why do you-
Papi: Because Master is the nicest man out there!
Kii: Yeah, I guess so. Sorry. Oh, and next time you suck on-
(Y/N): HEY!!! Shh! If my wife hears then-
Smith: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh this is rich!!!
(Y/N): Ugh!!
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The Shounen Hero (Book 2!!)
FanfictionHey everyone (Y/N) is back! And I'm still out there stealing girls' hearts, making new friends/allies, fighting villains, eating sleeping, having fun, and just enjoying life!! Well, first things first, time to kill a president! See you there!!!
