With another group...
We see Gajeel, Lily, Robin, Mirajane, Elfman, Lisanna, Franky, and Brook moving through an autumn like forest with ruins.
Elfman: SHIKI YOU COWARD!! Don't you know snatching from someone else's crew is what a coward does?! There's nothing manly about it!!!
Lisanna: Big Brother, calm down. There's no point in getting upset.
Mirajane: I still can't believe he took Nami. This almost feels like two years ago when we infiltrated Ennies Lobby to save Robin.
Gajeel: Yeah, except the fact she's here now. Now come on, we're wasting time.
Lily: Wait... something's not right.
And Lily was right! Out of nowhere, a bunch of ants start coming!!
Brook: AAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Franky: Damn it! Alright, here goes!
Franky prepares to attack, but-
Robin: Franky wait, you used up all of your cola remember?
Franky: OH CRAP THAT'S RIGHT!!
And what's even worse, is that a shark comes out of the water.
Lily: What's up with the animals on this island?
The ants jump up and go for the shark, ignoring Brook!
The skeleton of the shark lands in the water.
Brook: Oh like me. Hey, are you alright?
Gajeel: Of course. But I think I get why they're ignoring you. They want meat. Not old bones.
Brook: OH SO I'M NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!
He takes out his cane sword and slashes at the ants.
Then-
Brook: Three verse humming ....
The Skeleton musician closes his sword and-
Brook: SOUL ARROW NOTCH SLASH!!
All of the ants are cut in half, and fall on the ground.
Robin: Well, I suppose not all of the colony will be having their feast.
Brook: I apologize. But I do have my feelings intact. So, do these pants make my butt look fat?
Meanwhile...
Sanji: NAMI SWAN!!!
Gray: How long has he been screaming that?
Usopp: A WHOLE WE- AAAGH!! A FIRE BREATHING BUG!!!
Sanji and Gray beat it up!
Sanji: LUCY DARLING!! JUVIA!!! ERZA?!
Gray: You're gonna give away our-
Usopp: BIG EAGLE!!!
Hours later...
Sanji: MIRAJANE!!!! ROBIN!!!
Gray and Usopp: SHUT UP ALREADY!!!
They are running from a big caterpillar and jump up a tree, though Usopp almost falls off the island they're on, and Gray catches him by the nose.
And the caterpillar falls off to the sea.
Gray: Too cl-
Usopp: UP!! Up!! LOOK UP!!
A tiger with three tails, and 6 legs emerges, and Sanji uses Diable Jambe to knock it up!
Sanji: Night night Kitty!
He knocks it out!
Gray: Hmph, nice job.
Usopp: Of course, you guys are under my gu-
They glare at the long nosed liar, and he just laughs nervously.
But then the island begins to crumble.
Gray: SANJI!!!
Sanji: HEY DON'T BLAME ME FOR THI-
Gray, Sanji, and Usopp: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
They begin to fall and scream at the top of their lungs, hitting water.
On another hand...
A young girl is walking through the snow, and well she has bird feathers on her arms.
She is horrified by the monsters she sees, and passes out.
One of them goes to eat her, but-
It's head and arms are chopped off by Zoro and Erza.
Zoro: That was close.
A giant mammoth comes by with Laxus, the Thunder Legion, Wendy, Carla, and Chopper on it.
Chopper: Is she okay?
Zoro: Seems like it.
Erza: Chopper can you warm her?
Chopper: I can- HEY I'M NOT A COAT!!!
Soon...
They begin traveling and the girl seems to wake up thanks to Wendy's magic!
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Girl: Hey, what's going on?
Laxus: Hey, she's awake.
Wendy: Thank goodness. You've been out for sometime.
Carla: What are you doing all the way out here child? It's dangerous with those animals out there.
Girl: W-W-Well ... I ... I just-
Freed: What matters is that she's safe. Now we just need to get out of here.
Bickslow: Yeah. We've been here for days.
Girl: What? But it only took half a day for me to come from my village. See?
She points out to a green area.
Evergreen: That means-
Erza punches Zoro!
Erza: YOU IDIOT!!!
Zoro: WHAT?! WHY-
Evergreen: YOU AND YOUR SENSE OF DIRECTION GOT US LOST!!
Zoro: THAT WASN'T THERE BEFORE!!!
Carla: HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE TO GET US LOST OUT IN THE COLD!!!
Laxus: Hey Chopper, can you and Wendy try and cure Zoro of his stupidity?
Chopper and Wendy: Yeah, we'll try. But he's beyond help.
Zoro: SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
Xiao: Well thanks for saving me. I'm Xiao!
Erza: I am Erza.
Wendy: My name's Wendy.
Laxus: Name's Laxus. That's Freed, Evergreen, and Bickslow.
Freed: We are Laxus' bodyguards! The Thunder Legion!
Carla: I'm Carla.
Chopper: And I'm Tony Tony Chopper!
Xiao: No way! A talking Tanuki!
Chopper: WHAT?! I'M A REINDEER DAMN IT!! WHY THE HELL DOES EVERYONE THINK I'M A (censored censored censored censored) TANUKI?!
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The Shounen Hero (Book 2!!)
FanfictionHey everyone (Y/N) is back! And I'm still out there stealing girls' hearts, making new friends/allies, fighting villains, eating sleeping, having fun, and just enjoying life!! Well, first things first, time to kill a president! See you there!!!
