The Shounen Hero (Book 2!!)

This is Our City!

The next day had come, and all of the members of Saigo's club, and Jirocho's gang were marching on Snack Otose!

Saigo: Wait a second, do you see that?

Yakuza member: Hey! The shop has the banner up! WHY?? I THOUGT THEY-

The door opens...

A bunch of smoke bombs come out.

(Y/N): Hey assholes! You may call this your Kabuki District, but to us, this place is our district! You're not welcome.

You appear with your swords (minus Excalibur), and a staff.

Gintoki has the old weapons of Tatsugoro and Jirocho from when the officer was still alive.

Shinpachi and Kagura were also there, holding their weapons firmly.

And finally, we have Tama who was making battle preparations!

Tama: Battle Mode engaged. Time to clean up the garbage.

Pirako: Oh hey, what about the cat girl?

(Y/N): Oh Catherine? She's off to do some .... Job or something.

She was making her way to finding Saigo's son!

Saigo: I'll give you one last chance. Leave now. We may be old friends, but I will not hold back!

He removes his kimono and appears with a mallet in his hand.

(Y/N): AAAAAGH!

Saigo: I will do anything to protect those that I love.

(Y/N): Same for us!

You charge in and start attacking!

(Y/N): SANTORYU: THREE THOUSAND WORLDS!! ITTORYU: LION SONG!

Gintoki goes charging in, and does some freaking crazy shit! Including-

He starts touching their bodies.

Yakuza: What was that?

Gintoki: Omae wa mou shinderu.

Yakuza: NANI?!

He doesn't feel anything, except for Gintoki slapping him with the sword, and then doing a kick to everyone's faces!

He begins rushing chopping them down, at the same time that Shinpachi rams his weapon into them, and begins beating each attacker's face in!

Shinpachi: What's wrong? How does it feel to have your ass beat by a nerdy virgin?! Huh?! I'M STRONGER THAN ALL OF YOU!

Kagura slams a guy's head down and throws a telephone pole into a crossdressers'd face, but not before using her umbrella, and-

Kagura: (blows whistle) say hello to my little friend!

Sadaharu appears and begins attacking!

Kagura: That's my doggie! Good boy Sadaharu!!

Tama uses her mop to slap her enemies to the side, and then uses it's flamethrower function to light their butts on fire!

Tama: Apologies. Afterward, I could serve you all some complimentary sake, or maybe some onigiri? (Y/N)-Sama, what do you say?

(Y/N): Do what you want Tama!

Tama: Affirmative. Attacking engaged! Crush mode activate!

She stomps on their heads, and well no one can get up!

Kagura: SO MANY!! Gin-Chan, now what?!

Gintoki: Oi! Can you bastards take a break for once?

Pirako: Sorry Big Bro, not happening.

Yakuza: Besides, what's the point of protecting here when your mansion is-

(Y/N): SHIT!!!

You teleport over and see a fire on the roof!

(Y/N): BASTARDS!! I'll-

Soon the fire is put out by-

Juvia: My love! I will not let them hurt this place!

(Y/N): Juvia! How did-

Jack: We all heard what was going on!

Several students show up from Star Academy! They were Gintoki's students!

Students: FOR MR. SAKATA!! FOR SHINPACHI-SENPAI!!! FOR KAGURA-CHAN!!!

(Y/N): HAHAHAHAHA! Alright!!

And also-

Tae: Ara ara. Looks like I'll have to teach them, I'M THE QUEEN OF KABUKICHO!!

(Y/N): Tae-Chan!!

Tae: Oh, (Y/N). You should hurry back to help Gin-San, Kagura-Chan, and Shinpachi!

(Y/N): Thanks you guys!

Jack: Oh, bro.

(Y/N): Yeah?

Jack: Make sure they don't die.

(Y/N): You think a trio of misfits like them are going down so quickly? What has Gintoki taught us?

Jack: A lot. Keep our promises, never let go of life so easily. Man, his lectures are meaningful.

And so...

You return to see a defeated Saigo and Pirako!

(Y/N): Woah! How did-

Kagura stood on top of Saigo, while Shinpachi made sure Pirako surrendered!

(Y/N): Nice job you guys.

Saigo: Damn it.

Pirako: Why?! Just why??

She begins to tear up.

Pirako: I can't reach my Dad. I can't no matter what I do. And Mom said he promised.

(Y/N): The day that Jirocho left you. You weren't even born!

Pirako explained that when her mother died, she told her that Jirocho made a promise to come back to them.

(Y/N): You mean you started all of this because-

Pirako: Yeah. I'm sorry. I-

But then figures appear behind you guys.

(Y/N): The Shinra Tribe?! What?! I-

Saigo: No! It's Kada! She's been using us all along!

Shinra member: You. (Y/N) (L/N). Our Captain wants to see you.

(Y/N): Captain! Wait...

You realize it then. KADA WAS A MEMBER OF THE HARUSAME!! SHE WAS ONE OF KAMUI'S SUBORDINATES!!! THIS WAS ALL A PLAN TO GET RID OF YOU!!!

(Y/N): SHIT!!!