Now that Miia was living with you guys, well, now everyone's got to deal with another Yandere!
(Y/N): The only other girl that Miia fears right now is Esdeath. And for good reason.
Right now you are letting some of your swimsuits dry outside, and just as they are drying, well-
A bird-like figure comes out of nowhere and-
(Y/N): That's a big b- wait.. HELP!!!
Yandere squad form!!
Miia: DARLING!!!
Juvia: (Y/N) MY LOVE!!!!
Hancock: (Y/N)!!!!
Esdeath: YOU BIRD THING!! DROP MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!!
Juvia: JUVIA WILL DROWN YOU IN THE DEPTHS OF HER MAGIC!!!
And so...
You find yourself up in a tree branch, and we'll see the figure!
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Papi (Harpy girl on the run! Super cute! Massive Birdbrain!)
(Y/N): Who the?!
Papi: Hi there. Sorry about taking you, but well, I just need someone to help me out you know!
(Y/N): Who are you?
Papi: My name's Papi! Papi the happy harpy!
(Y/N): Poppy. Right. Listen Poppy.
Papi: No! I'm Papi the ha- no wait I said. Papi the- Papi happy harpy!
(Y/N): What a birdbrain. Look Papi, you seem that you need some help. So why are you up out here?
Papi: Well, it's the ....
She tries to think, but can't remember.
Papi: Um..... all I know now is that I'm hungry.
(Y/N): Oh boy.
Later...
You are currently eating a popsicle while Papi has a soft serve ice cream cone!
(Y/N): So you ran away from the guys of thr Interspecies Exchange Program?
Papi: Oh yeah! I do it a lot! But they said if I do it again I'll be invested and deposited. But what does-
(Y/N): IT MEANS ARRESTED AND THEN DEPORTED!!!
Papi: Um... I don't want that!
She drops her ice cream at that moment!
Papi: NO!! I didn't get a bite of it!! WAAAAAAAH! WHY CAN'T I HAVE FINGERS!!??
The harpy begins to cry.
(Y/N): Hey! It's okay! You can have my popsicle!
Papi: YAY!! Thank you!!
She begins to suck on it, and well it looks strange. Not to mention she gets a little bit sticky.
(Y/N): Okay I think that's enough.
Papi: Yeah. I'm getting a bit sticky. I know!
She gets into a fountain and begins to splash around.
(Y/N): She's like a kid. I-
You notice Miia, Juvia, Hancock, and Esdeath.
(Y/N): Uh oh.
They try to attack Papi, and well you manage to stop them!
(Y/N): Girls! Enough! I'm not going to let you go through with this!! She's just a kid! Are you really going to kill her?
They calm down and you feel confident that things are over.
An officer comes over.
Officer: Excuse me. Where's your host family?
Papi: W-Well I-
(Y/N): I represent her family!
Officer: Thank you Sir. Do you have the papers?
(Y/N): Um.... Well.... OH NO! MY WALLET'S BEEN-
Smith appears out of nowhere.
Smith: Here Officer. Papi, what did I say about running away again?
(Y/N): MS. SMITH?!
Smith: Hello Darling. I was going to bring Papi all the way to you, but well, I guess everything's solved!
(Y/N): Wait what?!
Papi: MASTER! I GET TO STAY WITH YOU!
Hancock: Thank goodness. She's just a baby bird.
Esdeath: Hatchlings will grow strong with ti-
Smith: Actually, she's just as old as most of you.
Girls: What?
Smith: Harpies have smaller bodies. So she's an adult.
Girls: WHAT?!
(Y/N):
YOU ARE READING
The Shounen Hero (Book 2!!)
FanfictionHey everyone (Y/N) is back! And I'm still out there stealing girls' hearts, making new friends/allies, fighting villains, eating sleeping, having fun, and just enjoying life!! Well, first things first, time to kill a president! See you there!!!
