Hey everyone (Y/N) is back! And I'm still out there stealing girls' hearts, making new friends/allies, fighting villains, eating sleeping, having fun, and just enjoying life!! Well, first things first, time to kill a president! See you there!!!
Orochimaru: I agree. I didn't expect the swordsmen to lose so easily.
Tobi: I am beginning to lose my patience with each passing second.
Orochimaru began to ponder on how to improve the situation.
After a few more precious moments pass by, he finally comes up with an idea!
Orochimaru: I know exactly who to use to hold them back.
Meanwhile...
You had managed to sense that Zabuza was down, and find his weapon.
(Y/N): I guess I might as well take this as a souvenir for the road.
You pick up the blade and place is alongside Dragonslayer.
(Y/N): Now I got two big as hell swords.
But then you saw more swords lying nearby!
(Y/N): Ah Kabutowari, Kiba, Nuibari, and Shibuki. More to add to my sword collection!
You take out some scrolls and manage to deal them all inside each one.
(Y/N): Now, time for me to collect a Samehada.
At this point, Erza should at least be at even odds with Kisame!
Speaking of...
Erza: (panting) You're a strong one. No wonder why you're part of the Akatsuki.
Kisame: (panting) And you're a skilled one too. I don't even remember having this much excitement in a fight. Not since I fought a beast with a strange haircut.
He was obviously referring to Guy!
Erza: Well, I won't lose. I will do anything to protect those that I love. REQUIP: WIND GOD ARMOR!
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Kisame: That's not going to be enough to destroy me!! WATER STYLE: SHARK BOMB JUTSU!!!
Kisame unleashes a giant water shark, and Erza charges in!
Erza: Now add some haki!!
Her sword is coated with Haki, and-
Erza: ITTORYU: BLACK DEATH: LION SONG!!!!
She cuts through the attack, and Kisame's head goes flying right off of his body.
Kisame: This power. You have fought well.
And with that, she takes Samehada with her.
Erza: I think (Y/N) would accept this as a late birthday present.
At the same time...
Natsu was flying right into a tree, after a punch from Jugo.
Jugo: I have nothing against you. But I will not let anyone hurt Sasuke.
Natsu: AGH! Why would you defend that asshole? He turned on everyone and-
Jugo: Don't you dare say that! SASUKE WOULD NEVER TURN HIS BACK ON US!!!
Natsu: He hurt Sakura, what's to say that he won't hurt anyone else?
Jugo: STOP!! STOP I- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! YES!! I FEEL ALIVE!!! COME ON!! SAY THAT SHIT AGAIN!! I'M GOING TO FUCKING CRUSH YOUR SKULL!!!
Natsu: I think I regret what I said.
On the other hand...
Sasuke: Suigetsu, hold them back!
Suigetsu: I'm uh ... kind of out of my league here. Look, Sasuke, why don't we just-
Gray: What's the matter? Aren't you related to one of the Ninja Swordsmen?
Suigetsu: Well yeah, I- OKAY FUCK THIS!! I CHOOSE LIFE!!!
He begins running away, only for-
Karin: SUIGETSU YOU COWARD!! DON'T YOU RUN AWAY!! GET BACK HERE!!!
Sasuke: Ugh, it's like I can only rely on two people out of 3.
Itachi: Having trouble Sasuke?
Sasuke: SHUT UP!! I've had enough of this nonsense. K-
???: Is that who I think it is?
???2: Sasuke Uchiha.
???3: He's such a pain in the rear right?
???4: Like you fucking retards? That's for sure.
???5: Hello Sasuke.
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Sound Five (Jirobo, Kidomaru, Sakon, Tayuya, and Kimmimaro! They are the Sound Five! Though they have died, they are now revived and ready to fight!)
Sasuke: The Sound Five.
Things were starting to get even more hectic than before!
