The Shounen Hero (Book 2!!)

Rias Captured!

The ORC room looked peaceful. Yes, even with Issei there.

Issei: I don't understand. How can you have so many wonderful women all snuggled up to you?

(Y/N): Why? Because I'm not some kind of pervert?

Issei: Oh come on, it can be charming! I'm a charming guy! Isn't that right? R-

Koneko: No. It really isn't.

Issei: Face it Koneko, you can't resist th-

The Cat Demon throws a giant mallet at Issei and he flies towards the wall.

Issei: Pain.

Akeno: Ara ara, that looked really painful.

(Y/N): Not as painful as what I could have pulled up my sleeve.

Irina: You weren't going to slash him with your swords were you?

(Y/N): Do I look like a Riser to you?

Xenovia: Who?

(Y/N): Rias' crazy ex-bo-

Rias: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (Y/N), did you actually think I liked him?

(Y/N): You think Issei's cute.

Rias: He's more like a little brother.

Issei: HA!! YES! That's at least something.

(Y/N): Yuuto, punch him for me, please.

Yuuto gets up and does so.

Yuuto: All good.

Issei: You traitor. You're supposed to be my bro.

Yuuto: (Y/N) has the authority since he's the president's boyfriend.

(Y/N): Exactly.

Asia: I really didn't like him. He was really mean and stuck up.

Rosseweisse: Didn't you also mention that his peerage is filled entirely of women?

(Y/N): Oh yeah. Poor girls. They must be suffering. Even his baby sister is one of them. How did your family approve of-

Akeno: It was only her father and brother.

Rias: Pretty much.

Issei: Those guys are jackasses. They make vampires look like saints! No offense Gasper.

Gasper: N-None taken.

(Y/N): If I have my own Peerage, I'll treat them like how I treat all of you.

Girls: AWW! COME HERE YOU!

Soon enough your face is swarmed with kisses, cheek rubs, and the best part, breasts (mostly Rias and Akeno's cleavages!)!

(Y/N): (muffled) This is a King's treatment.

???: Well King, why don't you put a show for us?

Out of nowhere, you see Mr. Compress hanging from the ceiling.

(Y/N): WHAT THE?!

He then touches Rias and compresses her into one of his spheres.

Everyone: RIAS!!!/MS. PRESIDENT!!!

The villain puts her in his pocket and he smiles, though none of you can see it from behind his mask!

Mr. Compress: Just try and catch me. 

(Y/N): HEY!! YOU!!! You're the Gentleman Thief, Mr. Compress!!! 

As you try to attack him, Kurogiri arrives to create a portal! 

Everyone: HEY!! YOU GET BACK HERE!!! 

It was that you discovered that there was only one place where they could have gone off to! 

(Y/N): They're returning to Hell! We have got to move!! 

And so... 

You guys all appear in front of Jack. 

Jack: Yes? 

(Y/N): Jack, do you have any ability to open the Gates to Hell? 

Jack: Well, I s- HUH?! ARE YOU CRAZY?! I'M A FREAKING SUBSTITUTE!!! I DON'T HAVE TH- 

(Y/N): Fine, if you won't do it, then I'll do it. 

You put your hands together, and then out of nowhere, the gates appear. 

You guys head inside. 

Jack: So you could do this the whole time? 

(Y/N): Yeah, pretty much. I just wanted to troll you right now. It gets boring when you do it to Issei all the time. 

Koneko: I get that feeling too. 

Rosseweisse: Yeah, that's way too understandable. 

Issei: You know, you guys are the reason why I go to therapy.