The Shounen Hero (Book 2!!)

The White House Infiltration!

The drive to the White House was short and sweet, though the problem was getting in.

(Y/N): Any ideas on how to get in?

Erza: I have an idea!

(Y/N): What's that?

Soon...

(Y/N): I hate this.

You were disguised as a sexy woman, and had melons to act as breasts, a sexy bra, combined with a skirt, and stockings and heels.

(Y/N): This is embarassing.

You walk over to the guards.

(Y/N): (sexy voice) Hey there boys, you don't mind if I pay President Valentine a visit? You know, he could make me First Lady.

They were not fooled.

Guard: HANDS UP!!

(Y/N): Oh come on. Put those guns down, I won't try anything.

Guards: STOP!!!!

They point right at your face.

(Y/N): NO!!! DON'T SHOOT!!! (Normal voice) damn, you guys are smart.

Guard: Oh please, did you actually think we'd fall for that.

Guard2: You look more like an ox than a woman!!

(Y/N): Oh, do I now? Well how about-

You hit a tree, and some nuts whack them on the head, then you kick them to the side.

Guards: TACOS!!!

And soon..

Jack, Lucy, and Erza were disguised as presidential guards, complete with the shades, suit, and communication war piece.

Erza: Told you it would work.

(Y/N): I still feel disgusted about all of this.

Jolyne: Okay, you guys should stand guard.

(Y/N): Hang on, I'll wipe their memories so that they won't be questioning what went wrong.

You touch their heads and just undo their minds.

(Y/N): A magic helps! Oh, and- Clothes Beam!

And then...

Erza, Jack, and Lucy start conversing with the other guards.

Jack: Yeah, we just needed a coffee break. Back to work!

He tries spinning his pistol, but it accidentally shoots a window.

Jack: Oops.

Mike O and Blackmore then pass by.

Lucy: Uh, everything's alright.

Blackmore: Very well.

Mike O: Carry on.

On the other hand... you and Jolyne try to search for any corpse parts nearby...

But then, Axel RO begins to approach.

Axel: Going somewhere?

(Y/N)s: What the?! What are you-

He summons his stand and begins to attack!!!