Hey everyone (Y/N) is back! And I'm still out there stealing girls' hearts, making new friends/allies, fighting villains, eating sleeping, having fun, and just enjoying life!! Well, first things first, time to kill a president! See you there!!!
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Naga the White Serpent (Lina's self proclaimed rival! They used to travel a lot together! Lina ditched her once to pay a restaurant bill! Which happened to be the same day that she met Gourry! Very skilled in Ice Magic and Water Magic!)
Lina: Naga?! What are you doing here?
Naga: I was looking for you! Don't you know how much it takes to search for someone who destroys everything in her path?
All of you just look at Lina, with confusion and disgust.
Lina: NO!! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!! SHE'S SO AGGRAVATING!! AND THAT LAUGH!! LISTEN SHE'S TROUBLE!!
(Y/N): But she's your friend right?
Lina: Uh ... well ... I-
Naga: LINA!! The nerve, I'm hurt.
Lina: YOU'RE NOT!! UGH!!! YOU'RE SO AGGRAVATING!!!
???: So ... you did that to Franmalth?
Another demon appears.
This time it was Tempester.
Zelgadis: Where do these monsters keep coming from?
Tempester: You are Lina Inverse correct?
Lina: Okay are you guys just obsessed with me?
Tempester: You know the spell. The spell that could cause the destruction of the world.
Lina: Huh? Could he be talking about that spell?!
Though as Lina questions this, Tempester appears before her.
Tempester: You're coming with me. THUNDERBOLT!
He unleashes a massive shock right onto her body.
Lina: AAAAAAAAAGH!!
Everyone: LINA!!!
Just as you guys begin to attack, he tries to counter!
Tempester: IMPA-
(Y/N): FIRE DRAGON ROAR!!
He is engulfed by the flames, and then emerges coughing.
Tempester: This is- I won't-
Laxus: Get lost! LIGHTING DRAGON FANG!!
Another electric attack from Laxus causes him to go back!!
Tempester: Stop will-
Amelia: HAVE SOME OF THIS DEMON!! MOTH VARIM!!
The young princess fires balls of light, and then he's blinded to notice that Zelgadis is going to attack, he tries to attack, but nothing!
Tempester: What?
Zelgadis: I'm part rock troll, so attacks from your fists can't hurt me.
Though before Tempester could cast a spell, icicles hit him!!
Erza: Gray, when did you-
Gray: That wasn't me!
Naga begins laughing!
Naga: GET LOST! Of you will feel even more!! OHOHOHOHOHOHO! You will rue the day you met Naga the White Serpent!!
Tempester: Can you take this se-
He then hears a threatening voice.
???: This is not the place to be. Get lost.
He freaks when he hears it. It was Xellos' voice.
He then takes off.
Carla: What in t- XELLOS?!
He appears from behind.
Xellos: Oh so it seems that the Claire Bible wasn't here.
Zelgadis: WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Xellos: Couldn't find the Clair Bible. So, I came by to see how things were. My Lina, so destructive.
Lina: Xellos, shut up. Running into Naga again was bad enough.
Naga: LINA!! I'M RIGHT HERE!!!
Lina: Whatever. I need food!
(Y/N): Would it make you feel better, if I told you that the town close by has an all you can eat steak buffet?
Lina then soon disappears.
Gourry: HEY!! LINA!! YOU'RE NOT EATING EVERYTHING!!!
And soon enough...
You guys managed to get to the All You Can Eat Steak Buffet, and well Lina was stuffing her face at the same time you were stuffing yours, and getting annoyed by Naga bragging about herself, and laughing!
Boy everyone was having a hard time getting too used to her!
