(Y/N): HIC! You know something buddy?
Jack: (sigh) Yes?
(Y/N): I couldn't even begin to describe how happy I am! Like, I'm going to get married!
Jack: I know man. Look, don't you think that you should go a little bit slower on the sake?
(Y/N): What?! I'm not drunk! What made you think that?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HIC!
Jack: I wonder how the Bachelorette party is going?
Yes, you were going to be marrying Medaka in order to settle his whole mess about the Jet Black Wedding Feast business.
You were drinking sake to celebrate this gracious and wonderful occasion, and Jack was going to be your designated driver!
As for Medaka, she was having a big feast.
Shiranui: Okay Princess! Catch!
Shiranui begins to throw a whole bunch of donuts in Medaka's direction, and she starts munching on all of them!
Mogana: Okay! Can you eat, this entire cake?
Medaka: I need to save my appetite for tomorrow. You know I cannot-
Najimi: (Y/N) put the spell on all of us you know.
Medaka: I know. But, I-
Shiranui: Oh nonsense. Here!
She shoves a sushi pizza down Medaka's throat.
Medaka: Well... I guess I could use some more!
Back with you....
Jack: Uh buddy?
(Y/N): Yeah?
Jack: We have trouble.
He pints over to Hancock, Mei, Juvia, and Esdeath who are right there.
(Y/N): Uh... hey there girls. What's the-
Girls: WHERE IS THAT BIMBO/SLUT?!
(Y/N): Is this about the-
Juvia: I SHOULD BE MARRYING YOU FIRST DARLING!! NOW JUVIA IS SAD!!!
Hancock: SWEETHEART!! I'm breaking up!! We should be getting married!!
Mei: No! (Y/N) deserves to be with a true born leader like me!
Esdeath: I obviously outrank all of you for how many countries I've conquered! (Y/N), we elope! Come on, my Beloved!
You drunkenly try to snap yourself out it, and then-
(Y/N): Next wedding will probably be one or all of y-
Girls: YES!!
They kiss you, and well you are swarmed by so many kisses.
Jack: Well, that counts as the girl stripper.
(Y/N): I'll Hic! Take it!
The next day...
You were in your backyard, in a white tux waiting for Medaka to walk up, and you see her in a black wedding dress, with Kinue escorting her!
Kinue: You got this Medaka! Make those grandchildren beautiful!
Medaka: Uh....
Mogana: Well?! Go! See you at the Hotel!
Medaka: What?!
She just shakes it off and walks down the aisle.
And now there are 6 priestess!
They are Namanie, Sui, Mogura, Kakedae, Joutou, and Momozo!
But then Udou shows up to start.
Udou: Friends, Family, students, it's an honor to be here. For we are gathered to celebrate matrimony, and union with these two. Medaka Kurokami, do you-
Medaka: I do!
Suitors: (Y/N) (L/N) do you take Medaka Kurokami to be your beautiful wonderful wife?
(Y/N): Hell yes!
Udou and Suitors: Well, you're now pronounced husband and wife! You may kiss the bride!
And with that; you both kissed, and were finally married!
(Y/N): Well, want to get out of here?
Medaka: Sure! You still got more.
(Y/N): For real. I wonder who's next.
YOU ARE READING
The Shounen Hero (Book 2!!)
FanfictionHey everyone (Y/N) is back! And I'm still out there stealing girls' hearts, making new friends/allies, fighting villains, eating sleeping, having fun, and just enjoying life!! Well, first things first, time to kill a president! See you there!!!
