Ship(s): Bonten x Hanagaki Takemichi
Category: Funny/Fluff
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[Bonten in a nutshell]
Scene#1
Sanzu just got back from going out and Takemichi is waiting at him in the front door.
Takemichi: Are you drunk?
Sanzu: I'm not drunk
Takemichi: Can you tell the time?
Sanzu:[looks at the clock] I am not fucking drunk!
Haitani Bro:[laughing at the back]
Kakucho: Dumbass
Koko:Idiot
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Scene#2
Bonten are eating in the dinning room when Mikey asked Takemichi about something.
Mikey: Takemitchy who do you like more?
Takemichi: That's a strange question Mikey-kun.
Mikey: Just answer it Takemitchy [pouts]
{Mikey's mind: It's me that for sure!}
{Ran's mind: I hope it's me}
{Rindou's mind: I'm hoping it's me but brother will make a fuss about it and Boss will kill me.}
{Kakucho's mind: I'm his childhood friend}
{Koko's mind: Inupi will kill me if he know that Takemichi likes me more}
{Sanzu's mind: It's definitely not me🙄}
Takemichi: Hmmm... It's Sanzu for sure!
Bonten: Wha!!! WHAT!!!!
Rindou: Why Sanzu Michi?
Takemichi: Because his cute when I tease him and his always so funny when his on drugs[giggles]
A sudden three gunshots were heard as Koko and Rindou paled up when bullets came flying towards Sanzu who is in between them.
Mikey: You motherfucker Sanzu don't dodge the bullets!
Takemichi:[giggles] Their making chaos! [claps]
Takeomi:[sigh] Don't tell me you said that to make this.
Takemichi:[pouts] You're wrong Omi-san I was telling the truth I like Sanzu more.
Well let's just say that everyone was mad at Sanzu, and Sanzu himself took shelter at Takemichi's room who is hugging him all the time like a pillow that makes everyone more frustrated and jealous.
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Scene#3
It was a normal day in Bonten's hide out until Takemichi came into the room crying.
Mikey: What's wrong Mitchy?
Takemichi ignored him and went to Sanzu, hurting Mikey's feelings.
Takemichi: Take responsibility!
Sanzu: What is it this time?[annoyed]
Koko: What did Sanzu do to you Mitchy?
Takemichi:[sobs] He... He made me pregnant!
Bonten: WHAAAATT!!!
Mikey: SANZU!!!
Sanzu: I swear I didn't touch him! I didn't even try to fuck him.
Takemichi: Then why did I throw up after eating the pills you always ate?
Kakucho:[sigh] His drunk.
Koko: Yeah he is, we already know that he can't take those drugs like Sanzu and Rindou does.
Rindou: Hey I do not take those pills everyday!
Takemichi: But... Who will be the father of my baby!?
Mikey: I can be the father!
Takemichi: Mikey you shut up.
Well Takemichi forced Sanzu that he is pregnat and the pinkette should be the father while ignoring Mikey at the corner crying about Takemichi rejecting him.
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I don't know why i made this but it came to mind HAHAHAHAHA, hope you enjoyed cause I did
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A Takemichi-Harem Story Collection
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