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Q and A plus incorrect quotes

[REDACTED] : Good evening ladies and gentlemen and of course all other configurations of being.
Welcome to our incredibly short Q and A.

Question 1: Why is the Q and A so short?
- [REDACTED]

[REDACTED]: Because you all faile to provide me with more than two questions. Doesn't anyone rea the author notes at the bottom anymore? Those are important, people!

Question 2: " . . . how old are u if you don't mind me asking btw if it wasn't clear this question is for u-"
- That0neWeebUhhh

[REDACTED]: Oh! Don't you know it's rude to ask a [GENDER] their age? Well all I'm gonna say it's not enough to do your mom. Anyways I appreciate you for actually giving me a question.

Question 3: "Mk well if you don't mind- AREN WHEN THE HELL ARE YOU GOING TO MAKE OUT WITH Y/N LIKE FULLNON MAYBE A LITTLE TOUCH-"
-That0neWeebUhhh

[REDACTED]: Well SOMEONE'S getting straight to the point to day. Calm your tits and/or equivalent. You only just had your first date. Trust me he wants too but you gotta give him the time to where he finds that it's the riggt point in the relationship to do that and trust me I'll have a feild day writing that as long as there's no smut or lemons. No bargaining that's a no no and you'll be banned from the daycare.

Well that concludes our Q and A so now let's move onto our incorrect quote segments in which I got zero responses on so It looks like I'll have to do this myself. I might even us this as a prompt for a chapter.

~ This segment has been bought to you by Jim ~

Y/N: Dear I think you've forgotten something
Kuboyasu: Oh! [Gives Y/N a big ol smooch]
Y/N: [Holding out his motorcycle keys] I meant these but that was nice too.

Y/N: Beach tee shirts relax me now!
Trent: We're-
Y/N: I don't know what it is, I-
Trent: We're killing fashion, one shirt at a time. Take that.
Y/N: I will, I - so, so sue me! It's October in Japan, I'd like to live on island time for a day.
Trent: You...
Y/N: Cut me some slack.
Trent: I have Spotify, open right now on my computer. Do you want me to blast you? [holding back laughter] Do you want me to put you on blast? 'Cause I've got your history right here in the sidebar:
[Growing increasingly angry]
"Take It Back" by Jimmy Buffett,
"Nautical Wheelers" by Jimmy Buffett,
"Jolly Mon Sing" by Jimmy Buffett,
[Y/N holding back laughter as Trent continues]
"Steamer" by Jimmy Buffett!
"Treat Her Like a Lady" by Jimmy Buffett!
"Manana" by Jimmy Buffett!
"When Salome Plays the Drum" by James Buffett,
"Havana Daydreaming" [sic] by Jimmy Buffett. What the fuck happened to you?!
[Y/N and Sammy losing their shit]
Y/N: I had a case of the Mondays!
Trent: Are you haunted? Are you FUCKING POSSESSED? You used to be my Sibling!
Y/N: [holding back laughter] I had a case of the Mondays! I had those old Monday blues, and I was just trying to chase 'em away!
Sammy : I just want to remind people of the concept of the show, is that Y/N makes up one third of the team, that feels qualified to tell other people how to live their lives-
Trent: How to do fuck all!
[beat, quiet laughter and indiscernible chatter]
Trent: [completely calm] You guys want a Ya- do you guys want a Yahoo?
Y/N: [meekly] Sure.

Y/N: Life is short. Say words funny.

Nendou: Kuboyasu why does Y/N call you "babygirl"?
Kuboyasu: Let's stop talking

Y/N whenever their friends do something stupid: my god, that's the stupidest idea i've ever heard. count me the fuck in.

Y/N taping a knife to a roomba: be free my child
Saiki entering the room with a knife stuck to his ankle: who the fuck

Kuboyasu: what doesn't kill me should run because im fucking pissed

Saiko: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year... is me. That's right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.

Chiyo during the occult club test of courage: I'm kind of crushing on someone, but I'm worried about telling you who it is, because you're not going to like it
Saiki: Just rip the bandage off
Chiyo: It's Toritsuka
Saiki taking psychic damage: PUT THE BANDAGE BACK ON

Y/N: You can use god's key which is what i call a brick

Nendou: What's the difference between anorexic and balsamic?

Trent: Sammy lives a lifestyle that a lot of us aren't...we just can't wrap our minds around.
Y/N: Let's just say handmade jelly bracelets aren't gonna handmake themselves, okay? Leave it at that.

Kuboyasu planning a trip with Y/N: You know, in France, you legally have to kiss someone on the lips four times when you meet a new person.
Y/N hopes that person is them: can we go

Kaido: Blue eyes, white dragon, can't lose.

Y/N questioning what's going on with not knowing what their assigned gender at birth is: We need to stop making mix-ups in God's Chipotle

Y/N telling a funny "scary story": It's a Starbucks and you've been dead the whole time.

Y/N: you know what I like to say with doughnuts?
Sammy: what?
Y/N:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sammy: HAHAHAHA YOU DUMB PIECE OF SHIT. I CANT BELIEVE WE SHARE GENETIC MATERIAL YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY

Y/N:You're the captain of your body boat

Y/N to Toritsuka : you look like a carpet fucked a nerd

Toritsuka seeing Saiki taking a nap next to an unfinished lunch: God is dead and this sandwich killed him!

Mera at work: We've got a great new sandwich for $3.99 and God is dead.

Toritsuka: Fuck like a ghost here at match.com

Kuboyasu : where do i put my hands when im making out?
Nendou: straight up in the air 

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