ᴄʟᴀꜱʜ ᴏꜰ ʙᴀɴᴅꜱ ~ xɪᴀᴏˏˋ°•*⁀➷

Accidental sex?

Xiao-eo and y/n-ette

Peepaw

The plan was for Hu tao and Xinqiu to make sure that y/n and Xiao would share a room together. Childe and I walked slowly to buy time for the preparations.

Coffin girl

DAMN PEEPAW NO PUNCTUATION ERRORS

Wattpad brat

I respect your choice of words, Zhongli liege. For that, I give u the opportunity to help me write y/n x Xiao smut.

Peepaw

I will be right back after searching up what 'smut' means

Chongus

Me too

Yo mama

GUYS NO YOUR INNOCENCE-

Short detective

We are getting off-topic.

Focus you guys

Alhaitham

Allow me.

Short detective

Uh sure

Alhaitham

I have information on all of you, so if you do not cooperate, I would have no choice but to reveal them

Hu tao, how did you get so many clients?

Xingqiu, what is on your search history?

Xianling, what did you feed Chongyun?

Childe, what did you do with Rosalyne?

Infant

WOAH WOAH WOAH WE DONT NEED TO GO THAT FAR

Wattpad brat

HOW DID YOU GET MY SEARCH HISTORY?!?

Alhaitham

I may have forgotten to mention, but I am well-versed in hacking

It was no trouble getting your personal information

Onikabuto 2.0

And you're just gonna reveal that?

Alhaitham

Is there a problem?

Yo mama

WE WILL COOPERATE

Short detective

Wise choice. Now, where is that old geezer?

@Peepaw

Peepaw

I have returned

I wish I had never searched up the definition of smut

I wish to erase what I have seen

Chongus

I still don't understand...

Yo mama

But going off what grandpa said earlier, I drugged Hu tao and Guhua geek's dinner so they fell asleep and didn't answer their door

Wattpad brat

YOU WHAT?! I COULD HAVE WRITTEN SO MUCH SMUT

Peepaw