Error/Moxxie Drabbles and Request!

A Deer Stumbled into an Imp

Another request for you all to enjoy. Summary: How about Alastor and Moxxie meeting again but this time under awkward situation like Alastor just finish doing a daily hunt for food

Hope you enjoy it.

Warning: OOC, random craziness, Error past dark abuse, many other troubles if mention, cursing, killing, dark themes, racism mention, stuff children/teen shouldn't do, profanity, self-harm, suicidal moments, cheating, sexual moments mentioned, violence, smoking, drugs, alcohol, guns mention, animal death, cringe, bullying, yandere, musical/singing moments and bad flirts.

Error/Moxxie speaking/speaking

Voices/Text/Flashback

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"Well, this is amazing surprise!" Alastor stares at the imp.

Here he was minding his own business. Left the Hotel early as he really wasn't much needed. His day off so to speak. I took a lovely stroll in the cannibal colony. A nice conversation with a pair of lovely gals as they feast upon a lucky sinner. No, seriously that sinner was lucky as it was quick and fast. But oh, the regeneration will be a painful process! While he was walking a debating where to get a good cup of coffee today. He bumps into another sinner.

Very polite chap he was. Quite a well-kept mustache. The pair had a good conversation but now. Well, someone might be losing a head.

"Oh, the radio? I have to say I enjoy the record player better."

"Well, the record player indeed has good taste. Brings out the music- "

"No, annoying talks and news. Just plain old nice music."

"My dear old champ. I forgotten how some of your way before my time still had it rough."

"Rough? Ha! I say we found better ways to entertain then with your inventions."

"Maybe, but oh so boring!"

Both them smiling away but tension growing. Oh, it'll not turn out pretty. Sure, Alastor adores a good fight along with a meal. But he is trying to be civil! This dear champ just doesn't know what they're missing. It's not like they are the internet.

"Why don't we ask someone else's opinion. You know to see who right?" Alastor twirls his staff around.

"Such a splendid idea. Let's go ask that imp. Wait. Imp?" The other sinner.

"Imp?" Alastor blinked as well.

Sure, some imps do occasionally come over here. Either business or a servant with another. Besides, that stays far away. Unless they want to be a meal.

That imp was odd. Yet, familiar? Their eyes narrowed as they stared at the blue scarf. The side of their faces with glasses, freckles and tear marks.

Wait a second.

Crack.

Alastor clenches their staff as their smiles go huge. Their minds flash back to that day. Oh, the pain. They had to get their backs straightened out and everything to be properly healed. In days mind you.

"I know that Imp! Such charming Imp. Really love their cheeks to be pulled."

"Must be one touchy feely kind. Well, can give me an idea about how much meat."

"Indeed!"

The pair follow the imp.

"Excuse me! One who looks like who crying."

The imp stopped and turned to stare at the two taller sinners. A bored look on their face.

"My good friend how is you? What are you doing in this part of Pride? I have to say for you to be here not well the smartest. Or you could just be foolishly brave. It is tremendous how much young folks will do these days. But I say you seem to be doing fine if the locals haven't come down to greet- "

"Who are you?"

Alastor frozen on the spot with their smile mouth wide open along with their eyes. A radio silence can be heard.

Moxxie just stared at the sinner. Looks like a salesman. They have been seeing a lot of those lately. Must be the voice. The attitude. No, the clothing too. Or a trend? That seems to happen a lot. Shrug and goes back to walking.

Why did they take this route again?

Right, weren't paying attention. Too deep in their thoughts lately. Just decided to walk instead of the van. Must have walked farther than they expected.

"Come now? You don't remember me friend."

"I'm not friends with a reindeer salesman."

"My, my Alastor must be losing your touch if they don't recognize you."

"Well, my fellow champ since you said my name- "

"Still don't know you."

"Really? Huh. I guess I'll have to broadcast myself again in Imp City. Just to keep things up to date. I've been so busy at the hotel. But I will come back to that! We want your opinion on an important question."

"I'm the last demon you should ask for opinion."

"Well, enlighten us why don't you."

"Yes, indeed! Now which one better the record player or the radio!"

"..."

"Don't be shy there no right or wrong answer."

"Both are fine."

"You have to pick one."

"Or what."

"What?"

"Oh, what will you do?"

"This little has quite a back bone to talk back to us."

"Indeed."

"This is stupid." Turn around and start to walk away. Then their arm grabbed.

"Maybe you should be taught a proper lesson you rude- "

SCREECH!

Alastor covered their ears immedialty. Again? It happens again! Everything is so staticky. Couldn't control it at all. Why did it happen again? Hear a low growl that made their whole-body freeze. I didn't know how long they stayed like that. But it must have been when they finally were able to see.

What a ghastly sight.

The poor champ torn to pieces all around. Blood, guts, flesh and bones spilled all around the pavement. Odd, the healing was even very slow. Where did the imp go? Don't even see footprints. Can't even pick up their presence.

"Say dear champ where the little go?"

Got gurgle for an answer.

"Oh, phooey lost another interaction again. Quite odd remarkable species they seem to be. Such, a small weak beast did too you. Well, you shouldn't go to waste. Could cure this terrible headache I have." Smile very big and start to enjoy their meal.

Elsewhere.

Moxxie curls up into trashcan and shaken a bit. Their minds frazzle and they are trying to get back on the right path. Just stay quiet, relax and be alone. A small growl left passes their mouth. Their whole body covered in the leftovers from that sinner touching them.

Should be damn lucky they weren't permanently destroyed.

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