bird.
"And next up we have...Mr. McNameFace riding Fluffy!"
All of a sudden, a giant bird came out and started racing. As much as everyone was to think that they were completely delusional, it actually managed to run the rack really quickly. Surprising as you wouldn't expect a giant monstrosity of nature to be able to run fast.
"Mr. McNameFace. We have finished this journey." Said the bird, showing off his ginormous, finger licking good, veiny bird muscles.
"Yes Fluffy. I knew you were the right companion for this race."
"I still cannot fathom the thought of you choosing that oversized Beagle instead of me. I was convinced I was your favorite, but now I'm rather shocked Mr. McNameFace."
Fluffy flashed a dramatic pose as Mr. McNameFace came down to comfort the Seagull.
"I did want to take you! Beagle and Seagull are really similar sounding animals, you know I would never take Megatron 5000 to a racing event!"
"Even so, I'm still offended."
Everyone in the audience gasped; no one could have possibly imagined that going to the racing event would end a dramatic fight.
