villain.
"So...this is a little awkward," Mr. Evilman said after he was basically obliterated.
"A promise is a promise Mr. Evilman. You need to give up your evil ways," said *insert name here*.
"Yeah but like, I don't really want to."
"You agreed to this, you kinda have to at this point."
"Dont tell me what to do, what are you, my mom?"
"Yes."
*insert name here* suddenly morphed himself into Mr. Evilman's mom. Oh yeah, one of *insert name here*'s super powers is shape shifting btw. Just figured I should mention.
"Mr. Evilman! You better keep your promise to *insert name here* and change your ways for the betterment of society!"
"Since when would my mom call me Mr. Evilman?"
*insert name here* shifted back into his normal self.
"Well I don't know your name!"
"We've been fighting during a full length film this entire time and yet you still don't know my name?"
"Yeah."
"It's Marshall."
*insert name here* transformed back into Mr. Evilman, or rather Marshall's, mother.
"Marshall Evilman you-"
*insert name here* cut himself off, folding over in laughter.
"I'm sorry, I truly am, but MARSHALL??? What kind of sorry excuse for a parent names their kid Marshall??"
"My father did.."
Mr. Evilman turned his head, hinting to *insert name here* that he was about to start trauma dumping about his dramatic backstory.
"My fathers name was Marshall, but after someone called him a 'silly little man' he gave up all hope for life. He despised his name, but it was pretty special considering literally every guy in my family is named Marshall. It gets kind of confusing when you have to explain why Uncle Marshall went to prison when there are 3 different Uncle Marshalls. Anyway, my father still wanted the name to be passed, so he gave it to me. Then he left. Never to be seen again."
After Mr. Evilman gave his very epic sad backstory, *insert name here* got a chance to respond with something he's been dying to say for years.
"L+double ratio."
