John Doe, name unidentified
Estimated Mid 30's
Passed away in Amsterdam, Netherlands
On November 16th, 2022
He passed after a violent attack from a masked man nicknamed "Bat-Stache"
No one knows anything about John Doe as no family ever claimed that they knew him. He was so basic that the only feature to ever define him was a question mark mustache.
The service will be on November 16th, 2027 to celebrate 5 years of the sad man's death. The reason for being so late is so we can accumulate more people to the funeral of a man that no one even knows.
Thank you to everyone who will help out at the service, in which no one will help out because no one cares. No one cares about the question mark mustache man. In fact, they had to get a serial killer to write the obituary.
That's right, it's me. Bat-Stache. I killed the John Doe. In fact, he's my brother, Spider-Stache. He was jealous of my popularity! Yeah! That's right! I killed him!
...anyway join the service!
