Dealing with Insomnia
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• We all know he's an insomniac
• Boi gets like, what, 2-3 hours a night?
• The poor baby.
• I'm sure his black tea habit doesn't help if it's not caffeine free...
• I can see Levi trying to 'cure' his insomnia early on in his cadet years, only to give up some time later and just accept it.
• Chamomile tea? Expensive, and tastes too 'sweet' for his liking.
• Exercise? The man stayed out on the training fields until the sun peaked up over the horizon.
• Farlan and Isabel once found him sitting on the ground, staring blankly ahead with bags under his eyes and sweat dampening his clothes and morning dew making his hair frizzy.
• "Cant sleep?"
• "Fuck off."
• Meditation? He couldn't sit still that long are you kidding me? Man has to be PRODUCTIVE-
• Masturbation to trigger some rush of Dopamine? Cant get aroused enough and just ends up frustrated.
• The poor baby has even tried meds Hange gave him to fall asleep, only to have a physical reaction of exhaustion that left him laying in bed for hours staring at the ceiling wide awake and restless.
• Pls this man needs some peace in his life.
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