Flirting
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• In addition to my previous post, man cannot flirt.
• In some alternative reality where he'd tried his hand at catching someone's eye, it had never gone well.
• Just say something nice to them. Maybe...You look nice?...You don't look shitty?
• Ends up saying something like, "You look shitty."
• Cue his immediate anxiety as he listens to his own words being spoken to the poor person.
• Person gives them a look in response and Levi just tucks tail and speed walks away.
• Okay...Don't be stupid. Just...Don't even speak. Maybe just give them something and walk away? Do they like objects?
• Grabs the nearest object to him.
• "Uhm, Captain? Why are you handing me a pine cone?"
• "Your welcome."
• Later realizes what he did and is tempted to feed himself to a titan on the next expedition to escape the embarrassment.
• Fucking idiot...Words of affirmation don't work, gift giving doesn't work...Quality time? Follow them around aimlessly without looking to see where they're going? Invade their space? Yes, yes this is a good idea.
• "Captain? Why are you following me towards the restroom?"
• ....Fuck.
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Levi Ackerman One-Shots
FanfictionOne-Shots, Headcannons, drabbles and more for Levi Ackerman~ More can be found on my Tumblr @the-traveling-poet I do I not own any of the SNK characters created by Hajime Isayama
