Levi Ackerman One-Shots

Headcanon ~ 5

Social Media
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• Modern!Levi very scarcely uses social media platforms. He prefers to stick to text.

• And even then, he only texts when necessary.

• If it weren't for his job and his small group of friends, he might have even forgotten to take his phone with him when leaving the house.

• One night when hanging out with Erwin and Hange at the former's house, a drunken Hange had managed to convince an equally drunken Levi to lend them his phone.

• Expect the look of confusion on Levi's face the next day when he checks his phone and sees a plethora of new apps downloaded on his phone.

• After much pestering from Hange, Levi finally made a FabeBook and Instagram account.

• "No no no...You need SnapChat! Twitter! Tiktok!"

• "Those all sound juvenile."

• His profiles are disappointingly blank. Just his name. No pfp, no bio, no posts, and no liked posts on his timelines.

• He somehow gets 300 followers???

• He only follows his closest friends, so under 10 people.

• Hange steals his phone sometimes to use his account to like their most recent posts.

• Levi pretends to not notice.

• Eventually, he warms up to the idea of being able to check in on his friends via their posts, and gets encouraged to add a pfp of his own.

• It may or may not be a slightly blurry selfie of his bored face.

• He's constantly tagged in posts by Hange, Erwin, Eren, Isabel, Petra, and Oulo whenever he's in the background of their selfies and other photos.

• He only ever commented on a post once, and it was to say "wtf is this" to one of Hange's many posts.

• I headcannon that he both is a dry texter and texts like a dad.

• "You coming to the party tonight?" -Jean

• "👍"

• You free to come help me out this evening?" -Eren

• "Sure thing sport."

• Also frequently leaves texts on "seen" and "delivered."

• Sasha and Connie convinced him to download SnapChat in order to send him all the filtered pictures they'd taken of him at his place of work.

• Levi secretly saved them.

• Has ever only used text-to-speech once. He hated it.

• "Send Eyebrows a damn message. I'll be there by 5pm. Okay, send. What- Why didn't it send? I'm driving I can't- Oi, get the fuck out of the left lane if you're gonna go 5 under the speed limit! Shitty drivers...Oi, Siri? Siri, quit texting my fucking words and sand the damn message."

• He needs help but he's trying.