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This is a Shitpost. I havent seen Chainsaw-Man.

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Denji: "Ah! W-welcome back to Janeane Garafalo's expedition"
Makima: "Find the- What?"
Denji: "What?"
Makima: "You gotta clear these openings with me first"
Denji: *Laughs* "Alright, can I open with Janeane Garafalo's expedition?"
Makima: "Absolutely"
Denji: "Alright...Run the intro again"
Makima: "What-"
[INTRO PLAYS AGAIN]
Denji: "Hey welcome back to Janeane Garafalo's expedition-"
Makima: "Yeah"
Denji: "-To Mount Everest"
Makima: "Yup"
Denji: "I'm sorry, I added in that last part."
Makima: "Yeah I- you know what? I'm gonna need clearance on that in the future"
Denji: "Alright...Can we start over?"
Makima: *Laugh*
[INTRO PLAYS IN REVERSE]
Denji: "Hey welcome back to Janeane Garafalo's expedition to Mount Everest"
Makima: "Cool"
Denji: "Wait- I didnt actually clear it with you-"
Makima: "GOD DAMMIT"
Denji: "So is it ok?"
Makima: "YES."
Denji: "Ok. Run the intro"
Makima: "Ugh"
Denji: *Wheeze*
[INTRO STUTTERS ITS WAY THROUGH]
Denji: "Hey welcome back to Janeane Garafalo's expedition to Mount Everest; Staring Me! Chainsaw-Man!"
Makima: *laughter speech* "Wut-Why would it be staring you?"
Denji: "Because, well someones gotta narrate it"
Makima: "Oh okay."
Denji: "She's on her expedition! She doesn't have time"
Makima: "Your right your right, I'm sorry...alright run the intro again" *Laughs*
Denji: "Alright" :D
[INTRO PLAYS SUPER FAST]
Denji: "Hey welcome back to Janeane Garafalo's expedition to Mount Everist staring Chainsaw-Man; uhh not staring Makima"
Makima: "Umm...can we fuckin'...so I'm just out? I'm just out then?"
Denji: "Yeah your not- well...I mean did you wanna go?"
Makima: "Gonna fuckin' strongarm me on this one?"
Denji: "did you wanna be in-"
Makima: "Of course I wanna be in-"
Denji: "Well you didnt say any-"
Makima: "-Ive always wanted to go to Mount Everest- RUN THE INTRO AGAIN!"
[INTRO PLAYS SUPER SLOWLY]
Denji: "Hey welcome back to Janeane Garafalo's Expediction to Mount Everest, staring Chainsaw-Man and I guess also staring Makima"
Makima: "Expediction?"
Denji: "Expe- Well. *quick Sigh* Fuck! Run it again!"
Makima: *Laughs*
[INTRO PLAYS FOR A SPLIT SECOND]
Makima: *Still Laughing*
Denji: *louder* "Welcome back to Janeane Garafalo's Expedition to Mount Everest staring Chainsaw-Man and also Makima, who's apperently a stickler for fucking pronunciations!"
Makima: "Yes!...NOW We can start the episode" *Laughs*
[INTRO PLAYS AT NORMAL SPEED]
Denji: "So I'm fighting some guys"
Makima: "Yeah you sure are"

I haven't watched Chainsaw-Man but I may do a Makima chapter regardless cuz she looks Adorable

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I haven't watched Chainsaw-Man but I may do a Makima chapter regardless cuz she looks Adorable.

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