Hey, you like Alternate Universes right?
You like Zombies right?
You like Zombified Alternate Universes RIGHT!?
This'll be a wild one.
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Broken moniter: "Goooood morning Night City! Top story is the rising d-d-death *glitching* toll as a plague sweeps*glitch* FEASTS on the population! Some are supposedly immune to the virus, everyone else is F-F-F*Glitch* FUCKED!"
*Moniter shuts off*
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David peeks out the window of the saferoom
David: *Whistle* *sarcastic* "guess what guys, theres shitloads of zombies ahead"
Y/N,Rebecca,&Lucy: *sarcastic clapping*
David: "Mkay, well, before we go out there, possibly get our guts ripped out by these bone munchers, anybody have 1 last thing to share?"
We look at each other
David: "anything at all?"
Rebecca: *Raises Hand*
David: "You dont have to raise your han-"
Rebecca: "I had a weird dream last night where a big robot man splattered my brains all over the floor."
Y/N: "Well Shit..."
David: "Umm, thanks for that"
Rebecca: "It was pretty goofy not gonna lie"
Y/N: "I had a dream where mutant plants were the primary weapon to fight zombies. Oh and all the zombies wore browncoats for whatever reason"
David: *sarcastic* "Great, So we're all sharing what we dreamt I guess"
Rebecca: "What did you dream David?"
David: *Sigh* "I was at the Las Angelos observatory, when a blimp crashed into it, some guy jumped out, LANDED NEXT TO ME and said- 'Davey! How ya doing?' Then I woke up"
Y/N: "Ive seen that meme before"
David: "I dreamt a meme"
"..."
Rebecca: "What did you dream Lucy?"
Lucy: "Last night I dreamt I was Radec from Killzone 2."
David: "That's...Cool...Well if we're all done and ready, Grab your guns lets go"
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*Rebecca POV*
*A short time and some zombie slaying later*
We finally come across some sorta Military outpost, ooh with a working radio too!
*Radio Tuning noises*
???: "Hey! I'm pickin' up yer signal"
Rebecca: "Hello...random guy"
???: "Names Virgil! Boy its Reeeaaal nice hearing somebody, been real quiet out 'ere for 3 days. Ive got a boat and can pick y'all up"
Rebecca: "Deadass? No strings attached"
???: "Well I'd prefer if you all were immune to that dun der virus, dont want no ghouls on mah boat"
Rebecca: "Well, we're covered in, piss shit eyeballs, intestines, brains, and other bits I dont even recognize, so yeah I'd say we're immune."
Virgil: "Well Hot Dog thats great to hear! I can be there in about 10 minutes...But y'all best be ready, them hordes can sense when people try leavin.' They'll swarm you like flies on cow turds."
I look back at the others.
David was chucking gas cans and propane tanks around, Lucy was keeping watch for any freakbags, and Y/N was standing behind me listening
Y/N: "I think we're as ready as we'll get"
Looking back at the radio I say: "Ready when you are"
Virgil: "h'well I'll be there lickity split!"
With that, I step back from the radio and go towards the mounted turret facing the road.
*Distant Zombie Yells*
David: *Readys guns* "Get ready, here they come!"
I grabbed the turret, racked a round and pointed it towards the hoard approaching over the semi-distant car pileup
Y/N: "Light 'em up!"
*MACHINE GUN FIRE*
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*Gas can Exploding*
*Fire*
*Gunfire*
Lucy: "H-Help!"
David looks over as Lucy gets dragged by some sorta long tongue, he quickly follows the tongue with his eyes and spots the Smoker that grabbed-
*GUNSHOT*
David: "Smokers down!"
Lucy: *Cough* "Thank you"
*Zombie yell*
Rebecca: "GAH!"
Y/N: "Hunters got Becca!"
He bashes the head of the hunter, it stumbles off of Rebecca, whomst picks up her shotgun and- *BANG!* Blows its head off
Rebecca: *Catches breath* *Cocks shotty*
Y/N reachs his hand out and helps her back to her feet
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*Distant Loud Thud*
We point our attention back at the road
Theres a significant lack of zombies, but instead theres-
David: "Oh you've"
Lucy: "Gotta be"
Rebecca: "Fucking"
Y/N: "Kidding me!"

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Camelot's Lemon Library
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